Daniel Molloy is a transsexual

I love how all the fanfics for DM sunwalking lessons are "oh daniel let me feed you some blood and then we'll baby-steps the whole sun exposure thing, wouldn't want you getting too burnt" and then Assad's comments are yeah Armand just throws him outside, locks the door, and waits to smell burning.

Choosing to believe that Daniel actually did use Lestat’s head as a bowling ball but it didn’t work and just kinda slid halfway up the lane and made a really loud squeaking noise and left behind a blood trail and Lestat was so embarrassed his head couldn’t knock over a single pin that he just omitted from his retelling.

can’t even make fun of how anne rice talked about lestat on facebook because that’s literally how i talk about armand in here