Daniel Molloy is a transsexual

I love how all the fanfics for DM sunwalking lessons are "oh daniel let me feed you some blood and then we'll baby-steps the whole sun exposure thing, wouldn't want you getting too burnt" and then Assad's comments are yeah Armand just throws him outside, locks the door, and waits to smell burning.

Choosing to believe that Daniel actually did use Lestat’s head as a bowling ball but it didn’t work and just kinda slid halfway up the lane and made a really loud squeaking noise and left behind a blood trail and Lestat was so embarrassed his head couldn’t knock over a single pin that he just omitted from his retelling.

can’t even make fun of how anne rice talked about lestat on facebook because that’s literally how i talk about armand in here

imagine being one of daniel molloy’s daughters and finding out the deadbeat asshole you hate bagged the hottest guy you have ever seen in your life. and on top of that, the gorgeous man is rich, which means he’s not going after that old man’s book money. you can’t even make fun of your dickhead dad for being a fool falling for a sugar baby scheme. worst of all that gorgeous interesting rich guy seems to genuinely be deeply in love with your horrible dad and you have never seen your fuckass dad look happier. i would be so fucking mad. no amount of therapy would cure the bitterness in my heart. the old bastard doesn’t deserve all that, is just not fair, what the fuck man

IWTV omegaverse is so funny to me cuz I don't really care about who should be who, UNLESS we're talking about old Daniel who is 100% an omega to me and no one is convincing me otherwise.

“it was my gag reflex” honestly armand is so kind because if it were me I would’ve reminded danny that he slobbered on my thang so often he was crowned king throattius goattius of night island