Daniel Molloy is a transsexual

“Only the big boss gets to have fun” like I get that Lestat wrote those lyrics in like 20 minutes but I still have to question if he really thinks Armand was having fun at any point while he was a coven leader

Daniel perking up like a dog hearing the word treats whenever he hears "fascinating" is so funny to me, like that's literally his trigger word. When you're around Daniel you're not allowed to say the F word (fascinating).

Armand throwing in "Lestat lays with his mom" in the middle of confessing to 50 years of stalking Daniel is like jingling keys in front of a baby to me. or playing a subway surfers clip on top of a long video. I love them.

In hindsight, answering "prove it" when The Killer tells you he loves you is pretty fucking crazy...tell me in detail why you're in love with me cosmic-horror nightmare-terror! tell me all about your feelings until you convince me! you can take the fag out of san francisco but not the monster fucker out of the man etc

heartwarming. this closeted 69 year old gay vampire with unresolved feelings for his 500 year old maker is unaware that he is the bottom twink of the relationship

On Akasha’s side because if I were stuck as a living statue forced to listen to Marius de Romanus talk on and off for nearly two thousand years while he periodically touched me and kissed me, I’d want to kill every man on earth too.