kaela

So I was driving and this guy in front of me apparently didn't see the sign that said "next right and left closed" (take note that this sign has been there for like over a week) so he put his turn signal on, slowed down, and then realized his mistake (also take note that the entire road was blocked off with signs so how could he have not seen that from a distance). He kept going and at the next intersection he slowed down to turn again only to realize that YOU CANT TURN RIGHT THERE BC ITS A ONE WAY ROAD. Like I almost wonder if he's ever even been in this town before. He turned his signal off and kept going again, then at the next road he slowed down again, put his signal on, and then was like "nah this is shady af I ain't doing this" so he kept going and FINALLY turned somewhere but I was dead laughing my butt off at this guy for like 5 minutes and I wouldn't be surprised if he heard me

Does anyone else remember when those dip and squeeze ketchup packets came out like idk 5 years ago and everyone was so excited like "omg new ketchup packets that's so cool" "omg you can dip AND squeeze" and it was basically the hot topic in middle school for a little while

So I was texting a bunch of funny tumblr posts to a group chat and decided to end it with saying "I love the internet." So when I was typing I thought the suggestion bar said "internet" so I tapped it but it actually said "ingredients" so I ended up typing "I love the ingredients" and that's so funny to me for some reason

I woke up at like 5:50 and I can't go back to sleep so here I am at 7:34 on tumblr in my bed on spring break because my brain decided to deprive me of sleep but hey at least I got to eat breakfast

Okay so every once in awhile I hear this noise when I’m in the living room of my house and it’s SO ANNOYING it’s sounds like the same drum beat over and over. And like no ones practicing cause I walked outside once and couldn’t hear it anymore. But the thing is I might be going insane because I’ve heard it multiple times and NO ONE ELSE HEARS IT but ITS THERE and it WONT GO aWAY

So I was with some friends and posted on my story and this guy replied saying "thanks for the inv" bc he thought our class was hanging out but it just happened to be 4 friends from that class. So he said he didn't wanna be excluded bc no one likes him this year, and to try and make him feel better I said we should all plan something and then said "heyy don't be down on yourself" and he said "Whoops" THATS IT I was trying to be nICE Ya know maybe Just maybe If you weren't such a jerk mAYBE People would LIKE YOU But hey you do you kid

Ya know it really sucks to get to a fast food restaurant on time because All your friends are late So you have to order first You have to pick a table first YOU HAVE TO MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS It's terrifying

I think I'm gonna just start ranting on here bc my rants are humorous and I can rant about anything and no one knows me here so gET READY FOR SOME POINTLESS RANTING bc I often have a lot