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no one ever wants to mention what camera they’re using anymore

teenager on medieval phone (lying): I can’t come to the funeral of your 16th sister to die in childbirth, winifred. mom put me in the. uh. I’m in the gallows. for the weekend. yeah it sucks. bye.

(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement

in batman 2022 bruce wayne's parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i'm saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics "when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and decided to become batman then and there.

ya'll ever think ur cursed like for real

I’m a brunette who wears green what else do you want from me