Bob™

oK SO I MEAN i wouldn’t say that i have an Official Crush ™ but i mean i kinda have one on my bff (who just moved out of state & has a bf so i mean as out of reach as u can get basically) she loves youtubers & is amazing at art & she /is/ spiderman fight me on this & sighs,,,,,,,, BUT ALSO i went ziplining today & one of the guides was really pretty,,,,, & last but not least bex taylor-klaus makes me weak

4. adopt, be adopted by, marry

oh man u did not fail on that note,,,,,,,,,, marry aquamarine (bleh), adopt ronaldo (bleh) (my annoying weird son), be adopted by uncle andy (bleh) *insert comic of man throwing his hands up & saying I GUESS*

2. marry, cuddle, sleep with

hm ok well not pearl for cuddling she’s too bony,,,,,,,,,,,, i think i’ll do marry pearl, cuddle amethyst, & sleep w/ garnet ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

📖 = tell a story

hmmmmMMMmm ooh ok so i just graduated high school but the one i went to was super small, private, religious, so obviously i was in the closet there right ?? that in mind, all the students have the same class once a week where we like either talk abt god or do some charity type work ya feel. SO that week we were assigned to make a video of us reading a children’s book for schoolchildren. my job was to take the video, so i take the video w/ my phone. nothing wrong w/ that right?? a girl in my group has to edit the video & the audio together so she hooks up my phone to her laptop & ends up uploading ALL OF THE PICS IN MY CAMERA ROLL. & ofc it goes from least to most recent so she’s trying to scroll rlly fast to the bottom but everyone else in the group is watching & what does one of the boys spot but a drawing of pearl & lapis kissing fjlsmahafklsl just thinking abt it now im. ugh. so he’s like ‘ellie,,,,,,,,, were those two girls?’ & ofc i’m like all red now & embarrassed so i’m like ‘whaT hahah noo u didn’t get a good look at it’ BUT one of the girls vouches for me & is like 'shut up it wasn’t a lesbian pic she’s going to prom w/ jeremy anyway so!!’ & so the topic’s dropped but yes that is the story of how a pearlapis pic almost outed me thank u for ur time.

☕️ = shade someone

ok so,,,,,,,,, this Witch.,,,,,,,, lemme tell you:- below average at baseball- doesn’t get name-related sayings- was going to smash a computer for her friend- pretty- like, way too pretty- beautiful actually- i lov her

16. which version of each crystal gem is your favorite?

ok so my fav version of garnet is her most recent regeneration, but for pearl & amethyst i can’t decide between most recent or story for steven era,,,,, y'know, i think i’m gonna do story for steven era.

18. which magic gem place is your favorite?

i think the chest, like amethyst’s. good aesthetically /&/ better for defending than, say,,,,,, ur back coughs

21. who is your favorite human character?

connie, for sure!! cute & strong & i lov her