FFXIV (SHITPOSTING)

Aymeric just turning around to look at the guy who stabbed him as if he was more occupied by the impoliteness of it rather than, you know, the whole business of the knife that is terrifyingly close to piercing his abdominal aorta

Shoutout to the that time alphinaud attended 3 memorial services for the fallen back to back to back and felt the need to lean over to the exact same total stranger at every single one to explain how the guy giving the speech was a little bitch.

the light leaving yoshi p's eyes not because people wanna walk around ingame with badonkadonks but because of the mention of zenos's badonkadonk is frying me rn

See my vision: Emet-Selch sending WoL 1800 different "Who were you in a past life?" quizzes and tests every day. Tomestone ringing every thirty seconds for the entirety of Shadowbringers until Y'shtola throws it in the fucking lake.