Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab

@mmmskulljuice

look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!

“am crab.” “am also crab–wait a minute” “…YOOOOOOOOOOO” “YOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Same crab!” “Same crab!”

I wish IRL star signs actually meant shit aside from like.. gay tumblr overthinking… i wish they were like the elder scrolls ones. Accidentally locked yourself out? Good thing you’re a virgo and you can open a medium lock every 24 hours

inner peace? don’t know her heard great things. I’m following her on ig she won’t follow back

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

That boy short-circuited

I’m both

Wholesome

alex??? this is truly frightening ??

i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to