Greek Gods as things my friends have said
Zeus: *does handshake with the opposite gender* no homo
Poseidon: fish be like: *gurgles water*
Hades: I wanna fuckin die but y'know it be like that
Hera: don't be a t h o t
Demeter: eat. ur. fuckin. LUNCH.
Hestia: I love you *few seconds pass* but not romantically
Apollo: I be like: *gay noises*
Artemis: lets jump him together gals
Ares: nerd I'll fight you
Aphrodite: I dressed like a thot but at least I'm hot unlike y'all bitches
Hephaestus: wow im really that unimportant huh. Im that bitch
Athena: use your brain, its not that hard
Dionysus: yeah, and im not legally allowed to drink but that didn't stop me did it
Hermes: I had a mental breakdown just last night but I'm still here, carol
(no one in our class is named carol and he was talking to a dude)






















