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I hope Yes Man rolls into the Lucky 38 and smashes a crate of Sunset Sarsaparilla over my head, killing me instantly 

i love benny fallout new vegas. the terrible voice acting. the iconic suit. the iconic gun. ring a ding ding baby give those charlies a shake for the ben-man. you're platinum pussycat. the fact he can shoot you in the head and you can still have sex with him. he is the video game character ever.

it's been years since i played new vegas but sometimes i'll remember "aw, baby, not crucifixion!" with benny's little crying emoji expression and straight up have to stop whatever task i'm doing to collect myself. it's so good. got a real 'being crucified is gonna throw off my whole wednesday' tone to it. sublime