i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

im very intelligent but im so fucking stupid but i know everything but i have never known whats going on a day in my life. no i won’t elaborate

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

Wait what.

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

I dislike this. 

Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something

OMG🥺

Isn’t it crazy how women are supposed to be in their 20s their whole life.

including when they’re in their teens

Bruh this blew my other eyes clean open

im very intelligent but im so fucking stupid but i know everything but i have never known whats going on a day in my life. no i won’t elaborate

[ID: an aerial shot of the seattle protests. in the upper half of the image, an impressive crowd of protestors is packed so densely together that you can’t see the ground they’re standing on. in the lower half of the image stand police in a few thin lines. /end ID]

https://www.clevelandjewishnews.com/news/local_news/osu-graduate-22-dies-after-attending-protests-in-columbus/article_dcadd6b2-a75d-11ea-94c3-e7751ddd6d55.html

May her memory be a blessing Z"L

And remember not to say Rest In Peace for her. She was jewish. Say “may her memory be a blessing” like it says above.

You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again

true red necks fought for OSHA, unions and labor rights