Ghost In The Real World

1. Holy shit guys, have you noticed the central theme???

2. Holy shit guys, I don't think it's about the central theme at all, I think it's about this shit I just made up!

3. Why isn't anyone giving me Content

4. I know people want content, so here's 200 xReader fics

5. I have a genuine insight I'm going to bury by going "idk though" at the end

6. I HAVE A GENUINE INSIGHT BUT IM UNREBLOGGABLE BECAUSE IM MEAN ABOUT IT. YOU'RE ALL PUSSIES.

7. Hi guys this is my dogshit painting, it's called "starry night"

8. Using the width of my dick and the angle from the moon I have calculated the likelihood of the next plot point to the .001% percent chance of error

9. Same as guy eight but they're actually correct

10. Have you thought about poor people lately? Give me money #trendingtag #trendingtag

11. Here are Screencaps. Bitches love screencaps.

12. Here's a generic text post with a joke I thought was funny #fandom #fandom #fandom

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

But we all, again as a society, accept at some point that it's secretly not real. It's a fiction for children that we all say is real but actually isn't. Count von Count is a real vampire, and at the same time he cannot be a vampire, because he's on a show for children that is only pretend real. We all want him to be real, but we all know at a certain point that he isn't.

He is the Camarilla's long con, their best psyop. He is the only vampire allowed to publicly breach the Masquerade every day, because by doing so, he is making the Masquerade that much more believable. People who claim that vampires are real have to deal with others saying "What, like the Count on Sesame Street? Suuuuee, buddy, vampires are real...and they count things..."