bitchface

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

But it's not a chair. It's a bar stool.

This, however, are all chairs:

Each one is missing at least one component of the chair definition above.

transphobe with a separate

seat for one person

the volume on my phone glitches all the way up as I stand dangerously close to the wooden fence

the neighbor is outside

he hears it

I hear it

I go OOPSIE POOPSIE and turn it down

he knows

I know

he mows the lawn

I’m the neighborhood lesbian

he’s the stoner dad of the neighborhood trans person