Aye Lmao

me: 

please let 2017 be the year of the It’s Happy Bunny revamp…..also please let the bunny be gay

“he never forgets a bitch ever”

“…and he was almost impressed!”

“because we’re delta airlines / and life is a fucking nightmare”

“SCATTER!!!!!!!!”

“…which is some racist-ass bullshit, but also incredibly well coordinated for a group of thirteen year olds”

“i’m a little fat girl”

“the best thing about that was that after that, cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move, expecting to see like a 100-year-old blind dog who’s texting while driving and drinking a smoothie, instead they see a 28-year-old healthy man trying his best”

“and i was the ONE pre-y2k asshole going ‘and also with you!’”

mom: it better not be a frog

me:

I’m epileptic, I need a seizure warning tag because it keeps me from seeing shit that gives me headaches and migraines.

But I’ve had to remove it from my blacklist and just check every individual video, closing it at the first sign of strobing or flashing effects, because people were tagging stuff like

Otters playing in a river. A gif of a character bobbing up and down A vine of a baby cooing

As “epilepsy warning”.

There were no strobing or flashing effects in those examples whatsoever.

See, by tagging everything as “epilepsy warning” just because something moves is actively making my life harder because I literally don’t know at which point which videos have epileptic triggering materials and which are just plain videos and gifs

(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)

“Congratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.