Very funny that Larys was so excited to team up with aemond to maximize their joint older brother kinslaying slay. and then when he got shot down he went to aegon and was like "I'm gonna be real with you, your younger brother is actively trying to kill you"

i actually do think larys and aegon could match each other's freak. its kinda like those lifetime movies about a mean fratty jock getting into an accident and being nursed back to health by a nice christian girl he falls in love with but if the nice christian girl was jafar from disney's aladdin

the whole point of the Kingsguard is that they’re unbelievably fucking washed like zero heroic deeds on the board just morning noon night overtime fraud aura farming. Complicit in every act of patriarchal violence of the monarchy. Not even that good at fighting. Hypothetical victories only. Like “noooo Arthur Dayne would’ve—” except Arthur Dayne lay down his life to stop a pregnant 15 year-old dying in childbirth from seeing her big brother on her deathbed and then got fucking hosed by teenage Ned Stark and his gay best friend who does not hit 5 foot two. “Ohhhhhh aemon the dragonknight” kept his sister in that damn cage for decades and then died in the service of his brother which is dickrider behavior. Bystanderan Selmy? Washed.

i saw walder of house white making milk of the poppy with that urchin jessaerys

bolton occupation of winterfell is so funny they’re all in their councils like “stannis is out there in the SNOW he’s RIGHT OUTSIDE and he’s getting his DICK SUCKED RIGHT NOW by MEN WHO ARE ABANDONING US” meanwhile stannis is starving again (classic stannis) and he’s nowhere near winterfell at all

asos is the best asoiaf book but affc is the greatest book of all time because half of it is just cersei lannister having a psychotic break

theon is literally the greatest fictional character of all time which is #awesome because george doesn’t even seem to fuck with him like that for real. only makes it better because that’s typical theon 5ever he doesn’t even appeal to the man who made him. really incredible stuff here.