ELM STREET LOVERBOY

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

earthquakes are like the one natural disaster that isn’t being directly exacerbated by global warming. that shit is here for the love of the game and the love of the game only.

you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

there’s always that one specific moment when a new ship gets its hooks in you where the brainrot just fully hits you like. “fuck. fuckkkk. okay yeah i’m in. they got me”

Yeah i feel a little poisoned But i keep on rocking

I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel