we live and die by the crab

God remember when u were 12 and you would just Make Art on like spare copy paper with crayola markers and an old pencil and even though you didn’t know anything about anatomy or perspective or anything you were jus happy to b Making Art and u didn’t constantly belittle your own efforts or feel like ur drawings weren’t good enough

He is The Family Guy

me as a dm: alright im gonna need y'all to make a vibe check

men think they can make a pacific rim movie because guillermo del toro made one. you’re not guillermo del toro though

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

dj from total drama has abs so this post is wrong

first date take me to michael's dragon isle

bitches on tumblr be like “op im gonna steal ur ankles!!” good luck chewing through my ankle monitor LOL

why did i say this

men be like: oh no,, my ego, my poor ego! oh woman, could you spare a stroke? stroke my ego just once? oh, you refuse? that’s fine, i don’t mind. i diagnose you with whore

booty shorts that say this on the butt

oh to be a young man at boarding school and experience the inherent homoeroticism of poetry-based camaraderie

Dude, read the books, she and her mom freed themselves in Book 1. We don’t disrespect American Girl in this house

Addy was one of the ones I don’t actually remember reading the stories for, but I do remember that American Girl tackled a lot of hard hitting things

before American girl was bought by Mattel, it was all about creating a toy that would teach history, particularly American history, and it did tackle these topics and was actually a very representative toy. The stories taught history in a way that was digestible for the target age group but also not a whitewash. Now they are not as based on history anymore tho which is kinda sad, they’ve sort of become just like.. a different flavor of more expensive barbie