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I’ve been in this IT course for like 2 years now and while I’ve learned a lot about computers they still haven’t gotten to the clown

I’m going to break you into four equal parts like a fucking kit kat

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

Yes! Thank you for this great vid. Please pay attention people!!!

2019 is gonna be a shit show 

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK??????? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!? WHAT???? THE!!!!!! FUCK???????