"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

job interviews

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Good thing I’m so smooth

please let me get that job in algae management

if I can’t be weird with you then wtf

LET'S HEAR IT FOR TINNITUS!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

take me down to the ##USER_CITY## where the grass is ##COLOUR## and the girls are ##USER_PREFERENCE##

I am not going to be mature about sovereign coming from the latin word superānus thanks and goodnight

One thing I will genuinely never get tired of is hearing about people’s favorite Pokemon and why those are their favorite Pokemon. The reasons are so varied, and it’s like a little personality test except it’s not prescriptive or pseudoscience, it’s just good fun and you get to hear about people’s little monster blorbos.

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this