queer deer

help, my wife leaned over to whisper what I thought would be sweet nothings but all she said was “I want to make some corn”

boy: what that mouth do me: eat veggies

anyway bi people can fucking call themselves gay if they want 

whys it a monarchy

Who Is Dale

good morning cruel world

Don’t you mean goodbye?

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

This really cheered me up

SIG NAL BOO OO OO OOOST

hello

oooooh this is so nice!

I believe it’s important to eat well, even when you’re strapped for cash. It’s good for your health and energy! This cookbook is full of delicious and healthy recipes, the ingredients of which are fairly inexpensive.

I ACKNOWLEDGE THIS WOMAN AS A FELLOW WARRIOR AND A FANTASTIC HUMAN BEING. 

Boost so hard. Feeding yourself well is a challenge when you”ve got little income

Reblog to save a life. Because it’s easy to find food for $4/day, but most of it tends to be garden variety junkfood

Most of this is vegetarian!

Help, my wife thought I made a sad and plaintive noise so she asked if I was ok but it was just a fart