Olá, sou Ghost Compulsive Reader.

Ao3 authors will literally post under any fucking circumstances

andrew came downstairs from the office to give me a hug and seemed really worried about me and it turned out that i had reblogged a picture of a jellyfish with the tag “sometimes i wish i could be this” and while i had meant “beautiful, ethereal, and full of light” he had interpreted it as meaning “brainless and totally free of the burden of consciousness”

Reblog if you too wish to be brainless and totally free of the burden of consciousness

or beautiful, ethereal, and full of light

When I hear police sirens getting closer

Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.

The proof that Italy is bisexual is that they win both gay (eurovision) and straight (euro cup) european contests

this is NUTS

Holy fucking shit dude

this post has been around for centuries and every couple of years there’s a new addition that blows my head off