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just installed a new shower head and then ordered wings from the titty bar by the tire shop who wants me

my old boss who screwed us all over keeps posting on linkedin about books he’s reading and i want to cyberbully and publicly shame him so bad :(

the doenjang jjigae calls to me but i didn’t take the pork belly out of the freezer. how will i ever go on

my biggest issue with all of it is everything

duolingo forced me into a super max free trial against my will and the fuckass ai had the audacity to tell me i’m “very persistent on having a linear lesson” like hello? yeah i just learned how to say “the house is big” and you want me to describe a picture of some dude making an indoor waterslide?? i dont wanna play. free me

oh ok