I NEED TO KNOW!

Anyone alive over here

       “It is nearly finished. I have fashioned him great in size to make easier the handiwork. He will be approximately eight feet in height and comprised of only the most finely-formed limbs and organs… exceedingly perfect.  And if I succeed in breathing life into this new creation, might I not also -- one day -- be able to restore life to those claimed by death?”

     “Ah, yes, one of the most well-known monsters of North American folklore! Algonquian folklore, to be more specific- They’re pretty cool! Scary as all hell, but cool!”

     “I-it’s not weird as long as they’re... Human-like monsters? I think? I-I mean, everyone was swooning over vampires and werewolves back when the Twilight books came out or whatever, so... It’s not that weird!”

     “Ooh, that’s an interesting one! It appears when people perform acts of cowardice... Good thing I’m not a coward, right?”

     “I mean, that’s a joke... Mostly... Unless they’re monsters like vampires, y’know? Because that’s not weird!”

     “Frankenstein’s monster deserved better! That’s just a fact!”