ID: there’s this middle aged straight manager at work and when he thinks someone’s non-binary he leans in and whispers “are there any pronouns I should be aware of?” But what’s crazy is he’s batting a thousand, he’s clocking cissexual she/theys I never even considered. Natural they-dar. End ID.

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

We taught this trained endocrinologist how hormones work and they killed themselves

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

Upon my death i had them hollow out my heart during the embalming. Anubis failed to notice my trick, but my life was one of such intense sin that the shell of my heart was still enough to tip the scales. Maybe next time

(posting performatively for mutual #1) my thing about the dracula found footage microgenre is that i honestly just don’t think it does enough to utilize the obvious themes of marginalization in the age of social media (posting performatively for mutual #2) everyone has at least one oc who no doubles kins komaeda (posting performatively for mutual #3) Welcome back to spider-man infertility thursday (posting performatively for mutual #4) This week I’ve been setting up a gallery page on my neocities with better load times and i really like how it’s coming along! (off the cuff) I think deep fried spamton would taste like grandma’s ashes