Gfd-Sub-Boi

It is mandatory tohump your pillow and think it's her thighs when you miss her

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

“if you act like a dog im gonna treat you like one” bro literally pinkie promise me rn.

what's that? you wanna be a pro? oh, don't be so silly. you're hacker mommy's little noob, right? it's okay, let mommy carry you. #noobspace #skillregression

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

who up feeling unbelievably unlovable

An older woman saying the words "you stink, loser" (affectionate) has the power to rewire your entire nervous system

official boob post

“aww poor thing” yes yes yes im a pathetic little thing care for me make me feel better make me feel small nnnggghgggghghh

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

I need to drape myself over a butch’s muscles