I didn't say anything about a Clark Kent....

wELL NO SHIT AOBA THATS WHAT YOU USUALLY DO DURING A BLOWJOB WHAT YOU WANT REN TO WHIP OUT THE SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS AND SEASON YOUR DICK BEFORE THE MEAL? WANT HIM TO BRING OUT A SILVER PLATTER TO LAY YOUR MAN MEAT ON WHILE BIBBING HIMSELF? WANT REN TO LEAVE THE ROOM ONLY TO RETURN WEARING A TELETUBBY SUIT, WOULD THAT BE A SUITABLE ENOUGH ATTIRE TO LICK YOUR DICK WITH THEN? WANT REN TO JUST RIP YOUR DICK OFF? WANT REN TO START A PERUVIAN FOLK BAND WITH YOUR DICK ALONG WITH THREE OTHER UNKNOWN SHADY DICKS? WANT REN TO TAP DANCE OUT THE WINDOW, STEALING YOUR DICK WITH HIM? WANT REN TO GRAB A FISTFUL OF DICK AND JUST LIQUIFY IT IN HIS GRASP RIGHT THEN AND THERE CAUSE I MEAN DAMN SON HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE ARMS? WANT REN TO START DOING BACKFLIPS WHILE YOUR DICKS STILL IN HIS MOUTH? WANT REN TO PREHEAT YOUR DICK TO 360° ONLY AFTER LETTING IT DEFROST FOR AN HOUR? WANT REN TO GLUE HIS FOREHEAD TO YOUR DICK WOULD YOU LIKE THAT SAUSAGE BOY? WERE YOU NOT EXPECTING HIM TO LICK IT? WERE YOU EXPECTING HIM TO ASK IT OUT ON A DATE FIRST, MAYBE TO GO SEE A MOVIE OR SOMETHING WHERE THEY BOTH SHYLY HOLD HANDS THROUGHOUT THE FILM? WHERE REN WILL WALK YOUR DICK HOME AND KISS IT IN FRONT OF THE DOOR STEP. KISS IT MIND YOU NOT LICK IT SINCE APPARENTLY THATS NOT ALLOWED. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT AOBA GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER HAVE YOU NOT RECEIVED A BLOWJOB BEFORE DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW THIS SHIT WORKS?1 GROW UP KID THIS AINT NURSERY.

I’m going to my hairdresser (aka aunt) tomorrow to fix my hair, AND IVE FINALLY WORKED UP THE COURAGE TO GO ELFY BLONDE!! (I hope)

My aim is to go from red to an ombre(ish) style, since my outgrowth is mousy brown and I thought it would ease the outgrowth on a blonde look (my outgrowth looks kinda grey against my red hair)

So, current hair (8 months since last dye) and desired final look:

A few notes: I can’t bleach upon the red (my aunt told me this ages ago), so I have to go brunette for a while. I treat my hair well with deep conditioning and I never use heat, so it’s shiny and, to me, in good quality despite being dyed. My aunt is a professional color specialist, so she’s very skilled. I’m taking the bleaching in stages to ease damage.

SO, TO MY QUESTIONS:

1)    People claim you can’t bleach long hair at all. Can I keep my long hair (reaches my belly button) and only trim the tips even if I attempt bleach?

2)    WHAT’S YOUR EXPERIENCE WITH BLEACH?

4)    IS IT WORTH IT? SHOULD I DO IT? Shall I attempt the Thranduil aesthetic?

THANK YOU AGAIN this means so much to me, you’re the best ahhhh

I just have to put some lee pace on your dashboard to thank you for your kindness and effort

so today, my friend Tyler went to Publix. he noticed that there was a promotional sale for Sun Drop, because like no one here buys it, and they were selling them for like almost 6 cents a bottle.

so naturally, Tyler bought 600 bottles.

it took 3 cars to transport all of the Sun Drop, and he currently has 70 in his garage, 70 in his room, and the rest is stored at another friend’s house.

without the discounts, his purchase would have added up to $935.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.

Today, we honor the memory of those who have lost their lives to anti-transgender violence.