Pigeon

Today is the only day you can summon the energy to reblog this.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

Anyone else feel the dread? Clap if you feel the dread

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive