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i’d just like to thank the aliens for beaming harry down

i may be depressed but i still love harry styles

I’m literally about to cry about Harry’s Shipwrecked Victorian Era Dorian Gray Bachelor Dandy Newly Made King Of Pirates stage look please respect me at this delicate time

i just want harry to carry my children is that too much to ask

#calm down niall #exclusive first draft lyrics (via @coldbam)

i dont even give a shit about harry styles but ive been seeing so much of him on my dash lately he’s started infiltrating my subconscious …. last night i had a dream he was being interviewed during one of his concerts and the interviewer was like ‘what do you think about blurred lines by robin thicke? it’s a fucking banger right’ to which he replied ‘that’s a garbage song for garbage people . i cant believe you had the audacity to ask me that’ and then he started full on sobbing on stage for some reason

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters