Manic Pixie Meme Girl

Ingredients:

2 large chicken breasts

4-6 pieces of prosciutto

brie wedge, cut into thin slices (omit for paleo)

1 tablespoon dried chives

1 teaspoon powdered garlic

1 teaspoon dried parsley

½ teaspoon salt

½ teaspoon pepper

1 cup fresh cranberries

½ orange juiced (optional)

1/8 cup of water

1/8 cup honey (omit for keto)

Directions

Cranberry Sauce

take the cranberries, orange juice, water, and honey and put it in a small pot

on medium heat, uncovered, cook the mixture stirring consistently

once cranberries start to pop (about 10 minutes) manually mash mixture while heat is still on reducing the cranberries further

cook until desired consistency is reached (a jelly like mixture)

stuffed chicken

preheat oven to 400°f

fillet chicken breast almost in half, leaving a side still attached

mix chives, garlic, parsley, salt, and pepper and rub mixture on chicken breasts

laying the chicken breast open, stuff slices of brie into the pocket of the chicken breast

take some of the cranberry sauce and layer it lightly on top of the brie

take two slices of prosciutto and lay it on top of the cranberry, one on each chicken breast

close the chicken breast

Wrap 1-2 slices of prosciutto around each chicken breast, “sealing” the prosciutto on the opposite side of the pocket

lay the chicken breasts on a baking sheet (leave plenty of room between them) and bake for 15 - 20 minutes (make sure the chicken reaches 165 °f)

Remove the chicken from the oven and let rest for 10 minutes. 

someone: you’re stupid

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

dating a boy your size: you can share hoodies and they will fit and look nice

dating a boy smaller than you: your hoodies will look cute and oversized on him