level 271 penismancer demonstrating his arcane might

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

[image description: Widow's Bay gifset highlighting Patricia. 1. Flipping through the cursed book full of creepy drawings, 2. Dancing at her cocktail party, 3. A bloody cutting board with a knife, beheaded blackbird,and other dead animals, 4. More dancing, 5. Patricia running toward a bonfire, 6. Patricia with Dale at the city hall office, saying, "Was she in her 40s?" End ID]

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[id: Philomena Cunk. end id.]