ain't no hollaback girl

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

i wanna take a girl on a date to a library on a rainy day and we can run around to different shelves and show eachother our favorite stories and we’ll go to a cozy corner with our arms full of books and sit together and cuddle with hot tea and read together until our cheeks are pink and our hearts are fuzzy and warm

Honestly if I’m studying for an important test at the library while you two have your obnoxious little date I’ll kick both of your asses. 

How do y’all kids even afford these apple macbook laptops I can’t even afford food

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk