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i made an “evil sim” or at least the closest i could do to it, shez materialistic, self-absorbed, gregarious and self-assured. all she does is train her skills and fuck

probably bought that robe on aliexpress

her house looks like a taco bell

it is

in 2003, riverdale creator roberto aguirre-sacasa was threatened with a cease and desist letter from Archie comics after writing a play in which archie andrews is gay. in the same play, archie happens to meet the 1920s murderers leopold and loeb. in 2018, the riverdale season 3 premiere ended with archie being sentenced to the leopold & loeb detention center, a clear callback to the aforementioned play. in the promo for 3x05, we see archie andrews kiss a boy, suggesting that the entire riverdale franchise may, in fact, be an elaborate, pre-meditated revenge ploy by aguirre-sacasa. in this essay i will

THIS NEEDS MORE NOTES IM LAUGHINGWJSJKD

everyone sharing their twitters and other social media in case of this website experiencing an all-out collapse. not me. use the information you’ve learned about me to track me down. piece together the cryptic clues i have left throughout my blog over the years in preparation of this day to decipher the location of our future meeting. i’ll be waiting

I was checking out at Walmart, and as I was reaching for my bags I said, “Happy Holidays!” And the cashier leaned in like she was sharing a secret and said “Merry Christmas.” So I smiled politely and said, “Blessed Yule!” And the look that spread across her face, you would have thought I’d literally stolen Christmas from her. If you’re going to make a point of wishing me a happy whatever-you-celebrate, I’m going to make a point of wishing you a happy whatever-I-celebrate, and if you think that’s wrong you should consider getting “hypocrite” tattooed across your forehead.

THIS is the mood for December!