Gerganach

Aries: asks for the Wi-Fi password immediately and spends the rest of the evening on tumblr mobile, talking to no one

Taurus: begs everyone to play board games with them at any given opportunity

Gemini: goes on a 15 minute social justice rant and makes everyone else uncomfortable

Cancer: tries to convince the more laid back relatives to give them alcohol

Leo: eats all the food and knows no one there

Virgo: grits their teeth and tries to not start shit as they listen to their family's ridiculous political opinions

Libra: gets wasted so that they have no memory of the entire experience

Scorpio: smiles consistently and polite towards everyone, but is actually trying to make as little interaction as possible

Sagittarius: goes with the one and only cousin who they have things in common with and stays with them most of the time

Capricorn: brags about personal achievements to enforce their dominance over other relatives

Aquarius: sits with younger relatives to inform them about aliens and conspiracy theories