gerbelle

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

thank god Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton came together to make a PSA about the dangers of fake news

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

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Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign

okay I'll bite