May the Board Preserve and Keep You

Does anyone wants to see the IKEA tape recorder poster I bought and then Magnus Archives-ified.

[ID: A tweet by David K Barnes (@ VelvetBarnes) reading: "With my dying Twitter breath, some Wooden Overcoats facts: Rudyard Funn is canonically ace; Eric & Templar totally did it in that balloon; “Hold me Georgie” / “You hold your own Georgie” is my favourite joke in the whole show (s2e8) End ID]

dni if you: have blond hair, have blue eyes, own more than one suit, are incredibly lonely, possess a charming everyman quality, like a light ale, wear beige to a funeral, carry antihistamines, cant work a tower crane, own a kindle, use book quotes in important situations, have nice forearms, can drive a rickshaw, are a sappy drunk, know how to play a guitar, can defuse a bomb, are not afraid of the dark (anymore), carry multiple passports, know a few survival tactics, havent been to the circus in ~10 years, aired an ad on the radio to get someones attention, can operate a hot air balloon, have ever been accused of enjoying global warming, are a fan of french New Wave films, need everyone to like you all the time, can speak french, have fallen asleep on the floor before, wrote a best man speech, would like to have a burial AND a cremation upon passing, like dark chocolate (the kind thats practically stygian), have ever caught on fire, hid a body, got sent to the army reserves, are medium-sized, dug up a grave before, are good at public speaking, did theater, like unavailable women, done a nude photoshoot, or have a very mysterious past.

True feminism is when a funeral home employee and a circus ringleader persuade a mortician to pose for a naked calendar (even though the three of them used to be in an extremely awkward love triangle).

There’s toxic productivity and then there’s posing for a naked calendar so you stay on schedule