Georgia Peaches

I had a guy come in and order two sandwiches today and he told me the second was for his boyfriend because he was surprising him with lunch at work and. My skin? Cleared. My crops? Watered. I love homosexuality

I know I said love was fake earlier but hearing the excitement in this boys voice when he was telling me about his boyfriend melted my cold dead heart. I’m a believer again

He was so excited to get his boyfriend a sandwich guys. He knew his boyfriends favorite order by heart and was so proud of it. There’s quite literally nothing on this earth better than that gay love

got the munchies like

How millennials killed the divorce industry

he’s been split into his Law half and his Chaos half and his friends set them up on a blind date to fuse him back to normal

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.