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Do you still have Graham??

No sorry that was months ago now

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birth of coleslaw

creepy peasant: if only this salad was wetter, and slimier

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what the signs say when falling for someone

aries: I AM GOING TO SEDUCE THIS MOTHERFUCKER

taurus: is this indigestion

gemini: what the fuck? no

cancer: not again

leo: oh lord

virgo: no thanks

libra: FUCK

scorpio: lol is this a joke

sagittarius: why me

capricorn: i did not sign up for this

aquarius: *denies it*

pisces: goodbye everyone, i’ll remember you all in therapy

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I just wanted to eat my sandwich.

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I’m so mad because this worked

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help me roger

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Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

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Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

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………my friend has made me curious

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help me roger

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Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

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These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

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I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

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lets see if this works

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I have so much shit I want to do this summer 1st of all die

the way the signs say i love you

Aries: hits you on the shoulder with a grin, asks you to play with their hair, smiles at you when you're angry

"i need you to stay"

Taurus: lets you cuddle them on the bus, gets worried when you're talking to someone they don't like, buys you food

"i'm glad you're mine and i am yours"

Gemini: tells you how they really feel, cries in front of you, tries to make you laugh

"i want you to know every side of me"

Cancer: cuddles you in public, talks to your mum, is there for you when you don't feel like talking

"i am so glad i let you in"

Leo: makes you things, holds your hand and drags you places, stares at you when you're not looking

"i hope you always like me"

Virgo: brings you to dinner with their parents, does the dishes with you, lets you reorganise their things/room

"i'll clean up any mess you get yourself into"

Libra: kisses you on the shoulder, lets you take your anger out on them, shows you negative emotions

"i like everyone, but you're my favourite"

Scorpio: texts you first, hugs you extra long, draws you things even if they're not very good at it

"i'm really attached to you"

Sagittarius: commits to you, lets you talk over them, lean on you when you're sitting together

"you are the most important to me"

Capricorn: is overly sarcastic with you, prioritizes you over work, braids your hair no matter how short it is

"i'm more confident around you"

Aquarius: talks to you about your favourite book series, writes you poetry, pays full attention when you talk

"you're my anchor"

Pisces: takes lots of pictures of you and shows them to everyone, gives you a second chance, does your makeup (even if you don't usually wear it)

"i'll let you get away with anything"

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men that fetishize lesbians are disgusting pass it on

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yall pray for me so i can get kissed in 2k16

Hairdresser: *accidentally pulls customer's hair*

Customer: Yes daddy

Hairdresser: What?

Customer: What?

thoughts-memories

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Things I’ll never tire of: • pads being called “feminine napkins”

• shaving commercials for women where their legs are completely hairless before the razor even touches them

• paper towel commercials where the father bursts through the door with his son, tracking mud everywhere and breaking something, and the mother smiles fondly and cleans by herself

• kids’ protein shake commercials where the six year old refuses to eat his dinner and the mother smiles fondly and?? replaces his dinner?? with a drink??

• shoe commercials where a bunch of women are screaming hysterically and thus making me associate that company with agonizing shrieks

• cake toppers where the bride is dragging the groom because nothing says love and devotion like hatred and regret. these people are going into marriage expecting and even enjoying the idea that they’re not happy.

• bumper stickers that insult the person behind you because for some reason you really want to file all that paperwork when some inevitable idiot rear ends you out of spite

• when teachers divide girls and boys during class discussion, generalizing their opinions by gender, so that they basically discourage anyone from entering the conversation with the goal of understanding each other. now you have spoken for people you never asked the opinion of, as well as made sure that guys feel it’s okay to dismiss the perspective of women and vice versa. education = ignorance after all

• diet Dr. Pepper for men

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kabber

So I just woke up and my first thought was “what if in the four horsemen of the apocalypse, pestilence was one of those anti-vax moms?”

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quite frankly the four white suburban soccer-moms of the apocalypse would scare me way more

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War is the one constantly screaming at retail workers

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Famine is a diet nut, one of the really annoying ones who is all ‘OMG PALEO IS THE TRUE WAY TO EAT AND IF YOU DON’T EAT PALEO YOU’RE GOING TO DIE OF CANCER’

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Death drives a minivan

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I’m sorry I just really had to draw this _(:’3_)_

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