Professional Blanket Burrito.

I love when this app just closes itself on me like you’re right thank you

what a great day to remember that all aces and aros belong in the lgbt community

what a great week to remember that all aces and aros belong in the lgbt community

you’re just jealous cuz my dick is smaller and easier to handle than your dick, which is really large and unwieldy

ive hung around tolkein discourse long enough to know the true irony here among elves- legolas is the bear, the max level of lumberjack possible for an elf among dwarves- gimli is the twink, silken haired refined poetry spouting

Hypocrisy except I'm excusing everyone's actions but my own

Like oh you're fine that's perfectly reasonable <3 except for when I do it. Then I'm Bad™

bitches be like *reconsume media from childhood to cope*

express your themininity