We all got that feeble & extremely unpleasant loser friend that wont let u touch their shit just because yo hands sticky as fuck

my uncle took a jolly pill and now his cheeks are round and red and theres a unmistakable scent of gingerbread cookies following him wherever he goes

Tell you uncle to text me

i just want a sweet as fuck big bitch money hunny to tell me im alowed to cry

Dont have to worry about me no more

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

wifey saw the playlist "angry at wife #bitchmix" and now shes got me breaking stones with the blunt end of my palms. im shrieking like a chimpanzee in pain but shes watching from her tower, that damned tower just to see me like this

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓