Multi-Fandom Trash

So I decided to write some headcanons for my favourite commander since I don’t have any requests and just to get the blog kinda up and running! These are more kinda like when he meets his S/O and stuff but still dhebdjdjd I’ll probably write more/a continuation along with some other stuff! I hope you guys enjoy so far anyway and that it’s not too ooc (^^)

• Erwin’s S/O is more than likely another person in the military, someone who can understand him a bit better than someone who was just a regular citizen

• That being said, his future s/o is more than likely in the survey corps

• Erwin’s S/O would have to be the person to make a move. After Marie along with the fact he doesn’t really see any romantic relationship worth it, he wouldn’t pursue any feelings he had

• His future S/O would have to be patient, always making sure to greet him with a smile, and maybe not so subtly flirt with him.

• This likely makes Erwin laugh, all the bad puns and pick up lines soon begin to be the small things that brighten up his day, along with S/O

• Once Erwin starts to realise his feelings, he’ll start to close off a bit out of fear of losing them, or even worse having them lose him. The survey corps isn’t a place for love

• But this doesn’t discourage S/O, instead it encourages them. They still make sure to go out of their way to greet him and make sure he’s well, even still manages to stick in a stupid line or two

• It gets to the point that Erwin pulls them aside. He can’t understand why they won’t let up, do they not understand the consequences? The pain and the devastation that either of them will (inevitably) have to suffer through? It would be easier for both of them to bury these feelings

• “I won’t give up on you, Erwin Smith”

• S/O outright tells Erwin how much they love and admire him. They know what might happen, they know what they’re getting themselves into.. but there’s more to life than pain, than the survey corps, than death. They understand the risk but they are more than willing to ignore them all, because being with Erwin is something they could never regret

• Erwin swears in that moment his heart skipped more than just one beat

• S/O further explains that they understand that either themselves or Erwin could die at any given moment, so they want to make the most of what time they have left, and live with no regrets. They understand if Erwin doesn’t feel the same, nor want to pursue a relationship. They just couldn’t die not telling him how they feel

• And with they that they give Erwin probably one of the brightest smiles he’s ever seen

I have no real requests and I’ve loved Edward from the moment I saw him so I’m posting these and no one can stop me !(•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑

Edward Midford

His relationship with hsi S/O was an arranged marriage since his S/O was also a noble. They didn’t mind though as that’s how things were, but during their first meeting it was like love at first sights, and they had already thought highly of each other before

Edward would totally gush over his S/O to his classmates and friends. She was the perfect lady for him and he kept talking about how she was, getting proud and cocky because of the envious glares he got (though he got super shy and embarrased when Cheslock asked him,,, specific questions. Edward kept scolding him with a flushed face afterwards “shE’S TOO PURE FOR THAT HOW DARE YOU!!?!!”)

He’s super excited whenhis S/O came to see him on the 4th of July, spinning them around in a hug as soon as he say them. He would not even lowkey show off about his amazing and gorgeous S/O. He would ask her dance during the ball and would introduce her to Herman and everyone else. 

His S/O would be cheering him on during the green house matches, making him even more determined to win the match for them, as well as make him more confident knowing that his S/O was watching and cheering him on (albeit quite flustered)(alkso he’d totally use this chance to show off to her as well as the others bc do they have a cute  and perfect person cheering for them?? no, they don’t)

Very chivalrous with his S/O and treats them like literally the most fragile thing on this Earth

M’lady

Super protective of his S/O, as much he is with Elizabeth. Though his family would be protective of his S/O as well

That beng said, his family totally adores his S/O, They think that they’re absolutely perfect for Edward, and they would easily be accepted into the family. His S/O would also get on well with Ciel, apologising for Edward’s behaviour

If his S/O had come on the Campania with him and his family, they would have spent a lot of time alone together having tea, or walking around the outer decks together I can also see them doing the titanic thing

When the dolls had begun to attack everyone on board the ship, his first priorities were Elizabeth and his S/O and getting them to safety no matter what, and would hold his S/O close as well as Elizabeth

In general Edward and his S/O would spend a lot of time together at the Midford estate, holding hands as they take walks arounf the mansion or the gardens

Would literally die and go to heaven when his S/O would give him a soft peck on the cheek like he is just so happy and estatic and would nervously return the gesture (sometimes he’ll even be the first one to kiss his S/O)

Of course! I’ve only written SFW at the moment, but I’;ll make another post later with NSFW for you! ⊂((・▽・))⊃ Hope you enjoy the first batch, and i’m sorry for the long wait dearest! 

Eto

Eto teases her S/O relentlessly. And by teases them, I mean she likes to scare the daylights out of them. She makes up for it though by cuddling them and gushing over how cute they were/are, leaving her S/O  a blushing mess

She would maybe have them make an appearance in one of her books as a main charcter or a side character, and/or dedicate one of her books to them. Her S/O would be glowing with joy and would show off their talented girlfriend as much as they could

“whY DO YOU WEAR ALL OF THOSE BANDAGES”

“If you must know it’s called fashion??? I like to keep up with the latest trends, keep up”

If anyone ever layed a hand on her S/O wether they were a normal ghoul or a part of Aogiri she would flip and I mean flip. You’d be lucky if you didn’t end up dead

Eto is practically glued at the hip to her S/O most of the time, fearing that just like her father they would abandon her. Whenever shje was away on a mission or away with work for a long time she’s constantly texting or emailing her S/O checking if they’re okay and asking them all sorts of questions as well as constantly reminding them to look out for themselves should anything bad happens

I feel like if a human S/O did leave her, she would kill them to prevent them going to the CCG. She also wouldn’t want anyone else to bewith them - she’s actually very possesive but she’s scared of getting her heart broken again

Her S/O constantly assures her that they would never leave her while holding her close and telling her all the things they love about her. It’s also rare when she has a bad nightmare were she ends upp completely alone and her S/O does all they can to help comfort her.

Of course sweetness! I’m so so sorry for the long wait, I hope you enjoy them! ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡

Uta 

In all honesty, Uta would find a human S/O fascinating, and would enjoy having one. He’d want to learn all sorts of stuff about them and what it was like to be human 

Let’s be perfectly honest here though, he wouldnt even try and even pretend to be human. If Uta was going to be in a relationship with anyone, he’s the type that needs to trust them fully. That and he doesnt want to bother hiding his Kagune 

Very affectionate with his S/O (regardless of Human or Ghoul). Uta will always try and find someway to hold them or be close to them. He’ll make stupid excuses or just pull his S/O towards him. He likes tohave his S/O sit in his lap when he’s sketching or working though

Occasionally asks for advice or general critiques about his masks and such, and would ask them what kind of desgins might draw in more customers of both species

Naki

Treats them like they are literally the most fragile thing eVER (He just worries a lot since they’re human, they get used to it eventually)

More clingy than he normally would be if his S/O were Ghoul, and is overly protective of them but his S/O finds it cute (though it can get annoying only sometimes)

Naki would like to keep his S/O  a secret from Aogiri, but obviously that doesn’t last long. thanks ayato . However as long as Naki doesn’t stary, his S/O is guaranteed to be safe-ish

He would want his S/O to tell him what it was like growing up human and would beg them to teach him to read and write, and his S/O is more than willing to help and be patient doing it instead of getting annoyed at his slowness. 

He would ask his S/O what different foods taste like too, and would try to cook for them sometimes. (They didn’t want to hurt his feelings and so held it down until they had a chance to run to the bathroom)

Karren

Although she is loyal to Tsukiyama, she would try to keep her S/O a secret from him out of fear that he miught possibly steal them away or even worse. Tsukiyama and the rest find out eventually though, and from the getgo they promise to help Karren protect them as if they were one of their own.

Not super big on PDA. She believes it’s a more intmate thing between them and they don’t need to display it to show others how much they love each other. However, She may hold their hand or have an arm around the waist at most.

Karren would love to read with her S/O. wether it was them reading one together and taking turns at reading out the pages, or reading their own books next to each other. Kareen woulkd love the quality time spent together whenever they could.

Okie dokie Anon! I have to admit, I had a ton of fun writing for Suzuya (▰˘v˘▰) Hope you enjoy them!

Juuzou Suzuya

Although his S/O enjoys eating sweets with him, they can’t help but worry and warn him anout eating too amny and remind him about being thorough with brushing his teeth! (He ignored them though and ends up witha tummy ache. He still doesn’t learn his lesson)

Absolutely love, love, loves being affectionate with his S/O! He likes intertwining their fingers together, as well as when his S/O gives him little kisses throughout the day which he happily receives and gives back

It doesn’t matter to Suzuya wether or not his collegues are in front of him or not, he’ll always give his S/O a greeting kiss on the lips (as well as a goodbye one) His S/O is really shy about it though, even if quite a few people in the CCG find it adorable

His S/O likes to surprise Suzuya with trips to the zoo! They walk around and feed the animals together. His S/O will sit on a bench or the ground with Suzuya patiently if he decides he wants to draw one of the animals

Sometimes Suzuya has nightmares. Although they don’t happen on a regular basis, he still becomes a little shaken by them. Luckily his S/O is always there to comfort him! They’ll cuddle him and whisper sweet things to him until he is relaxed enough to go to sleep

He likes to hold his S/O’s hand during the summer nights when it’s too warm to cuddle

His S/O worries to no end when he is away on a mission. Even though they believe and know that Suzuya will return safe (and he always assures them of it too) They just can’t help but worry. However Suzuya always gives them his favourite giraffe plushie to cuddle into if theyare feeling especially distressed about it until he gets home

Suzuya love’s doing hsi S/O’s makeup?? Wether they actually wear it or not, they actually quite enjoy it too~ They have a good laugh playing about with it. Sometiuya will try convince his S/O to let him stitch something on them (He is still trying his best to)

Suzuya loves cuddling. Like he absolutely adores it almsot as much as he adores you. It’s just the close physical contact with someone who loves him and who he loves very much. Sometimes they’ll just cuddle on their bed or on the couch, with ot without the T.V on. They don’t really pay much attention to it anyway and end up falling asleep

Suzuya was actually p blunt in asking his S/O to move in with him. In fact he didn’t really give them much of a choice. His S/O didn’t mind though, they were overjoyed and were excited to move in!

Of course! Hope you enjoy them! ( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/

Yomo Renji 

Although he is normally pretty quiet, his S/O actually has had an effect on him in terms of opening up more/ speaking out more

Behind closed doors, he has endless conversations with his S/O, even if they do do most of the talking for him~

He isn’t very big on PDA, but he lets his S/O link their arm with his, as well as holding their hands and lacing their fingers together. He doesn’t show it, but he always has butterflies in his stomach bc he’s that happy~ Sometimes he’ll lean down and kiss his S/O’s cheek to surprise them a little

Will pepper his S/O’s precious face with kisses in private, as well as cuddle with them. 

If his S/O were human, he would be very protective of them (not to the point that he is possessive or anything of the like!). However is his S/O was a ghoul, he would still be protective, although not as much if they were a human.

Yomo is deffo the type of guy you wanna take home to meet your parent’s. His S/O’s parents are smitten with him. Well mannered, polite, and he treats their child well. Plus he knows the perfect things to say to his S/O’s parents. 

Sometimes he’ll try to surprise his S/O by attempted to cook dinner or something for them. It makes his S/O happy to see him go out of his way for them. Even if sometimes it’s not the best meal they’ve ever eaten, they’ll be damned if they let it go to waste

Yomo secretly loves it when his S/O decides they want to try to watch a horror movie. It means his S/O will get easily scared and cuddle into him, and he’s more than happy to oblige 

Yep yep! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ Hope you enjoy them!!

SFW

Kuroneki is still super shy and nervous even months into dating. His S/O finds it adorable though

His S/O loves listening to him talk about his favorite novels. He’ll get so lost in conversation and so enthusiastic. Kuroneki loves that his S/O will sit and listen, even if it wasn’t of particular interest to them

If his S/O was into horror movies, he would try to suck it up and sit through them with them. Each time he think’s he can be the one comforting his S/O, and each time his S/O comforts him. He’ll make it one day, I’m sure~

Hide comes as part of the deal, and sits you down for an “interview” with Kuroneki. Hide wants to make sure you’re the right person for his best friend. This ends with him and Kuro’s S/O sharing embarrassing stories about him. Eventually Kuroneki gets up and walks away in a huff, but his S/O and Hide chase him down again and cheer him up

When his S/O falls asleep before him he can’t help back but look and take in all their features. Even when they’re sleeping he’s completely mesmerized. They’re the most beautiful person in the world to him, and he couldn’t feel more content than he is right now

As a small present when they started dating, Kuroneki got his S/O  a signed copy of their favorite book. They’re been treasuring it ever since.

It takes him aGES to build up the courage to even kiss his S/O on the cheek he’s just a precious birb to pure for this world

When Kuroneki goes to kiss their cheek with his eyes closed, his S/O turns around suddenly so he kisses them on the lips. Soon after he turns into a big blushing mess after he figures out what just happened. (Honestly though, he’s overjoyed, trust me)

He’s just the perfect gentleman, and tries to act super cool and romantic, but I suppose he is, in his own adorable way~

NSFW

AGAIN 100% VIRGIN TOO SMOL TOO PRECIOUS

Not super kinky at all tbh?? He’s very traditional and vanilla!

He’ll be super nervous the first time doing The Do™, so he’ll be counting on his S/O to reassure him and help guide him. He is just trying to do his best

Really wants to please his so during The Do™, but won’t denying loving it when his S/O goes down on him. He becomes totally lost in the pleasure.

Loves lace on his S/O, when his S/O flashes a little sneak peek for him, he can feel himself going wild until they’re alone

Keeps a nice, gentle pace, and remains like this unless they decide to be super sinful and kinky in which case he goes fast paced.

Peppers little kisses down his partners neck/back (depends on the position really). Kisses them on the lips when he goes and and whispers how much he loves them into their ear as well as little compliments

He tries to be Dom, he really does. However he ends up being Sub some of the time (he doesn’t particularly complain though, It’s nice to have someone else in control sometimes~)

Of course! Enjoy~

Arima’s S/O likes to leave him little post it notes around their apartment. Little encouraging things, as well as telling him how much they love him and how proud they are of him(though sometimes very rarely to remind him to come home earlier and actually help do housework oops). 

Sometimes his S/O will attempt to stay up to welcome Arima home. Key word is attempt. They always fall asleep, but Arima still loves and appreciates the gesture, then carries them off to bed with a soft smile on his face. 

Although it happens (unfortunately) very rarely, his S/O and Arima will make dinner together and have a nice homemade meal, which takes super long bc his S/O ends up taking the piss and fooling about, which Arima slowly joins in on

This is sometimes followed with slow dancing together around the living room. This is one of Arima’s favourite moments with his S/O, there’s no one else in the world he’d rather be with

Don’t tell his S/O but Arima sometimes always uses their super fancy soaps and bath bombs. They make his hand silky smooth plus the smell is A+. He let’s them think they just lost them but later makes up for it by buying them replacements. 

Himself and his S/O have matching slippers

When he has a day off, Arima and his S/O like to build up a scrapbook/photo book that they started together. They add recent photo and little memento’s like train tickets and the like. 

Sometime’s they’ll just sit and cuddle on the couch in absolute silence. They don’t need to speak to enjoy each others company, just being there is enough for the both of them.

Hello! Thank you very much sweetpea, it means a hecka ton! Of course you can, hope you enjoy them! (Side note: I just did kinda general headcanons if thats coolio? ;o; sorry it was just bc you didn’t mention an S/O, but if you did just shoot me a message and I’ll re-do it~)

SFW

PUNS GALORE, THEY NEVER END 

Once for halloween he convinced the quinx squad + Arima + Akira to go as a bunch of bananas. It was his greatest idea, yet his greatest downfall

He has a reallly nice rocking chair that he reads on to de-stress. It also helps him get to sleep if he really can’t manage to.

One day he decided to get a banana case for his phone and went into work with it on his phone. Needless to say he never put it on ever again after everyone kinkshamed him

Always has a family dinner once a month with the Quinx squad plus mom and dad (Arima + Akira)

For Suzuya’s birthday he got him a chcoclate fountain and Suzuya almost couldn’t speak he was so in love with it

Haise’s guilty pleasure is dressing in drag while lipsyncing and dancing to “When I grow Up” by the Pussycat Dolls. Once Shirazu caught him and he hasn’t been able to live it down ever since

He is the mom friend

100% cinnamon roll

NSFW

Haise is the type to make jokes or crack puns during The Do™ but tbh that’s the best kind of person to have sex with 

Is quite vanilla?? but can and will be more dominating if u want 

Actually a fan of his partner riding him tbh

Sometimes feels p kinky so he might wanna try do The Do™ in an empty office room in the CCG headquarters 

But for the  most part he prefers the privacy of his bedroom 

However Haise is really gentle and total commited to you. He wants to know if he’s doing a good job, and that you’re satisfied

Always tried to build the mood w/ rose petals, candles, etc and in the end it just makes his S/O laugh bc he’s being so cheesy, but it helps them to remember why they fell in love w him in the first place 

Sometimes he cries bc he just loves his S/O so much and they’re so beautiful

I have like,, zero asks lmao so I’m just gonna make headcanons for my problematic fave (and i will probs make more rip)

 I feel like at first, Tsukiyama would be super careful as to make sure his human S/O didn’t find out he was ghoul until the moment they found out. In whcih case he would almost shrug it off and move on as if nothing happened.

If his S/O was a ghoul, he would probably pester them to come to the resturaunt with him tbh. He’d be overjoyed if they agreed to come.

coNSTANTLY spoils his S/O. If they want something, they get it with no questions asked. Even though most of the time they don’t, he still likes to get them something he see’s that he thinks they’d like.

Likes mild PDA in public, like hand holding, light kisses on face/lips and an arm around his S/O’s waist

Behind closed doors though he will be all over his S/O, completely showering them in attention and affection.

Would love, love, love it when his S/O reads to him. Nothing relaxes him and makes him more happy than spending this time with his S/O. Their voice is almost like music to him. Sometimes he just gets so caught up watching his S/O lovingly instead of listening to the storyline

If his S/O played an instrument as well, he’d try his best to rope them into a duet, or just try get them to play with him from time to time

If you lay a hand on his S/O, or intend to harm them in anyway, then oh boy oh boy, you’re gonna have a bad time son

Teases his S/O by talking about Kaneki. This is normally followed by him assuring his S/O that they are the one he loves the most (followed by make up kisses, followed by The Do ™)

First Request! *u* I left out Yamineki for now as I don’t feel super confident about writing for him, but I promise I will when I do~ I just don’t wanna disappoint omg. But I hope these are okay!

Ayato Kirishima

Although he acts tough, I can see him becoming a bit flustered and nervous when it comes to doing The Do™ for the first time

100% virgin so he’s scared he won’t be able to satisy his S/O

First time doing it I feel like he might be loving and slow? but once he gets more into it he likes it rough and fast paced

DOM AF

When he’s angry or stressed he’ll probably wanna do it to release some tension. When this happens, it’s usually more about him (still cares about and is careful with his S/O)

Tries not to be loud, but kinda fails and you hear the occasional grunt or moan ;);););)

Total sucker when his partner wears fancy new lingerie and thigh highs. He prefers black and white though. Classy and simple~

Wants to hear his S/O scream his name/moan in pleasure, makes almost a game out of it

Has sort of like a captain/commander and subordinate kink

Shironeki

Less stiotic than usual and actually smilES genuinley for once

Would be super reassuring if it was his S/O’s first time, makes them feel comfortable and makes sure they’re okay

Super into aftercare, like cuddling with you and stuff, making sure you’re satisfied.

Shiro is a more loving and sensual lover, he takes it slow or fast paced at times, but is totally commited to making his S/O feel good

As mentioned, it’s all about his S/O. He puts their needs before his

Doesn’t really receive much and is more into giving hjis S/O oral, but it’s still a nice surprise when he does get oral 

Oral on him makes him total crazy and thats when the sinning gets suPER KINKY

Loves lace and frills. Hands down

the fucking gOD of eating out oh man oh man he makes you see stars

Likes light bondage on his S/O, but would never ever make them do something they didn’t wanna do