how did you find me

Satan: *touches chin thoughtfully* Let’s see... What genre are you in the mood for?

A mystery novel.

Satan: *smiles approvingly* In that case, how about this one? The Devotion of Mister Devil. It’s by a very popular Devildom author. He writes several books a year, and they often get made into TV series or movies. It’s an easy read, and there are no holes in the logic. It’s perfect, really.

–

2. A romance.

Satan: *smiles* A romance, huh? In that case, I’d recommend Whispering Love in the Center of the Devildom. It was so popular that it got both a movie and a TV series. Romance novels aren’t really my cup of tea, but this one was entertaining enough.

–

3. An essay collection.

Satan: Essays, huh? In that case, this one might do the trick. The Owner and the Devil. It’s a collection of essays by a popular comedian in the Devildom. It’s mostly his musings on everyday topics, but it makes you chuckle as you read.

–

Satan: *nods, approving choice* Are you interested? I’d be happy to get it for you. As a thanks for coming with me today. Just let me pay, and then we can go home...

Satan: Hm...? *pauses, quirks eyebrow* Hold on a second. There are more new releases over here. *hums thoughtfully* This Book Will Definitely Make You Cry, huh?

No way they can guarantee that.

Satan: Yes. That is a bold assumption. It’s a good marketing ploy to draw attention to the book, though.

–

2. That sounds interesting!

Satan: *raises brows in surprise* Are you into that sort of thing? …I see.

–

Satan: *shakes head* I’ve read a few books that left me feeling emotionally raw, but I hardly ever cry over them. *face softens, mixed feelings* So, I’m kind of curious about this book’s claim.

*leafs through a few pages*

Satan: *frowns in thought* Hmm… *nods confirmation* I like the writing style. I guess I’ll get this too. *returns gaze, smiles* Okay, let’s pay and go home.

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Belphie: I'd fall asleep.

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*HOL library*

Satan: *fond smile, engaged* Here, I made some tea. And I assume you’d like some cookies, too?

Of course! Thanks!

Satan: *chuckles in amusement, sincere smile* I know you so well. 

–

2. No thanks. I’d rather not dirty the book.

Satan: *respectful nod* I see... So you also take good care of books. *smiles* Well, help yourself if you change your mind.

–

Satan: I’m going to start reading The Before-Lunch Mysteries…

*moves closer to one another*

*flips page*

Satan: *engrossed* …

*flipping pages*

Satan: …

This is nice.

Satan: *looks up from book, eyes lighting up* Hm...? *smiles affectionately* Yes, it is. Even though we’re just reading, it’s very soothing. *happy sparkles, eyes crinkling with delight* Simply sharing the same space with you makes me happy.

–

2. Keep reading in silence.

Satan: …*hums distractedly, uncertain* It’s so quiet that it feels strange. It almost puts me on edge. *shakes head* I suppose I’m so used to it being rowdy around here that my sense of normalcy is backwards.

–

Satan: *engaging smile* How’s the book, Chise? Are you enjoying it?

I don’t know yet.

Satan: *nods* I see. I suppose you’re still at the beginning. *keen smile* It gets more interesting towards the middle, so keep it up.

–

2. It’s really good!

Satan: *pleased chuckle, smiling* I thought you’d like it. It gets even better as you get further in.

–

Satan: *eager* If you like that one, I can lend you a few others by the same author. There are still so many books that I want you to read… 

How many?

Satan: *hums thoughtfully* Hmm... About 10,000. *defeated grimace* And that’s me being picky.

–

2. One book at a time.

Satan: *nods seriously* That’s true. I’ll introduce the rest some other time. *smiles*  It’s something to look forward to.

–

How’s your book?

Satan: *perks up, engaged smile* Hm? Oh, it’s actually much better than I was expecting. The beginning is written from the corpse’s perspective. That unconventional approach really drew me in. I’m already quite far into the book.

–

2. It looks like you’re already quite far in.

Satan: *raises brows, surprised by observation* Yes... I’m about halfway.

2. A) You read so fast!

Satan: You think so? I’m actually reading this one at a leisurely pace.

2. B) Can you teach me how to speed-read?

Satan: *hums, shakes head in doubt* Teach you...? I just do it naturally, so I’m not sure I could explain it. I suppose the more you read, the faster you become?

–

Satan: Sorry, I’m distracting you from your book. *smiles encouragingly* Go ahead and keep reading. I’ll get back to mine, too.

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AsmoBaby: Such beautiful tears!

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Satan: ...Oh, the end. *sighs with contented satisfaction, smiling* That was quite a good read.

You’re finished already?!

Satan: Yes. I was curious about the ending, so I rushed through the last bit... I’m really looking forward to the next book in the series.

–

2. I’m only halfway.

Satan: *encouraging nod* Well, no need to rush. Take your time and enjoy it.

–

Satan: How about a break? Your eyes must be tired. *fondly* Would you like some more tea? Give me your cup.

*checks pot*

Satan: *surprised blink* ...I kept the pot on, but it seems to have cooled down a little. *suddenly self-conscious, unsure* Are you sure you’re not bored? I mean, we’ve spent our whole date reading…

This is nice once in a while.

Satan: Right? Going to the shops or movies is fun, but one also needs the occasional quiet day. Still, we can do whatever you want next time. I’d like to share your hobbies as well.

–

2. I’m really enjoying it.

Satan: *immediate happy sparkles* *chuckles, sheepish smile of relief* Really? I’m glad. I’m also enjoying it. *happily* It’s wonderful to be able to share the things that I love with you. I hope we’ll be able to do this more often in the future. Just the two of us, curled up with some good books… *grins, eyes crinkling, even more happy sparkling* ...It’s absolute bliss.

–

Satan: *eager* Right... Maybe I’ll give This Book Will Definitely Make You Cry a shot next.

*page flip*

*time skip*

Satan: *engrossed* …

Satan: … *expression falls, sad yearning*

Satan: …! *looks down in sorrow, choking up*

*soft, sad piano music*

A-Are you crying?!

Satan: *startles*Huh?! *immediately turns red* N-No...! I mean...  

–

2. Would you like a tissue?

Satan: A tissue…? ...?! *horrified realization* Did you see that…?!

–

Satan: *looks down with a sulky frown, blushing* It’s not like that! I’m not crying. I’ve just got something in my eye...

That’s such a lie!

Satan: *sulky, offended gasp* *glares, bright red* …Hey! Don’t laugh! It’s embarrassing, all right?

–

2. Something in your eye? Shall I take a look?

Satan: *pouty scowl* ...You’re teasing me, aren’t you?! *determinedly drops eye contact again, deep embarrassment* Don’t look at me...!

–

3. Are you okay?

Satan: *shy, sad eye contact* Thank you for worrying about me. *embarrassedly looks away again* It’s fine, I’m not hurt or anything...

–

Satan: *slumps in resignation, sighing sadly, shaky* ...Who’d have thought that I’d actually cry. It caught me completely off guard...

I’ll pretend I didn’t see anything.

Satan: *sighs* Thank you. *grimaces, embarrassed, looking away* It’s absolutely mortifying that you saw me cry...

–

2. It’s nothing to be embarrassed about.

Satan: I know, but to think that you’ve seen me cry… *sighs, shakes head in sad confusion* It’s a funny feeling.

–

Satan: *looks to the side, self-conscious, quiet* ...I can’t believe I got so choked up.

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Lucifer: If you’re not happy, chan…

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Satan: his book is a love story between two individuals of different races. *carefully neutral* The protagonist is a human who wanders into the fairy country and falls in love with a fairy… Most of the characters in the book support their relationship…so they start searching for a way that they can stay together.

Satan: *expression falls* *shakes head, sorrowful sigh* However, in the end, they’re torn apart by the fact that they’re from different worlds. It’s a tragic love story.

It sounds like us.

Satan: *quiet, withdrawn* Yes... I thought so too. I didn’t want to make that comparison, but I couldn’t help it.

–

2. That would make anyone cry.

Satan: Would you like to try reading it? No, I think you should read it.

–

Satan: *shakes head, sad confusion* I still can’t believe how emotional it made me, though. I want to read it again, but at the same time, I don’t want to experience this sadness a second time. *sighs* At least, that’s how I feel right now.

Satan: …Chise. Do you ever think about it…? *heartbroken expression* That at some point we may have to say goodbye to each other?

I try not to.

Satan: I understand... It’s better to just enjoy the present. There’s no point in worrying over the future. *brave, pained smile* I should just treasure this time I have with you now.

–

2. Sometimes.

Satan: *soft hopelessness* It’s hard not to dwell on it, right? Whether we’ll get a happy or sad ending… *shakes head, brave determination* But regardless of which way it goes, it’s not going to happen any time soon. There’s no point in worrying too much about it now.

–

Satan: *softly* ...Chise, come here.

*moves closer to Satan*

Satan: *cheeks turn pink, earnest eyes* ...*softly pleading* Can I give you a hug?

Of course.

Satan: *hurting, quiet distress* Sometimes I worry that you’ll disappear... But, you’re here with me right now.

Kiss him.

*kisses*

Satan: Mn…

Satan: *relaxes a bit* *sighs, blushing* I’m sorry. This isn’t like me at all… *small, loving smile* But that kiss made me feel a little better.

–

2. I’m not going anywhere.

Satan: *shakes head, emotional eye contact* I know... And I have no intention of letting you go, either.

–

Satan: *preoccupied sadness* I do wish this book could have had a happier ending, though... 

It’s good because it’s tragic.

Satan: I suppose tragic stories are more dramatic… *chokes up again* But, I really wanted things to work out for this couple... 

Satan: …*sighs heavily, shaking head* Oh well, I suppose that’s just a personal preference. *brave smile* However, Chise, I’ll be sure to give our story a happy ending.

/end

–

2. Then let’s give it one!

Satan: *surprised* A happy ending? *confused, doubtful* How? What do you mean?

2. A) Let’s contact the publisher!

Satan: I’m not sure that’s the right way to go about it.Complaining to the publisher won’t guarantee a happy ending for the couple. Oh well, I suppose this ending is beautiful in its own way.

/end

–

2. B) We could add some pages.

Satan: *eyes widen* You mean, write our own ending and add it to the end of the book? *finally lights up again, smiling* That’s a good idea. Give me a minute. I’ll go and get a pen.

*small time skip*

Satan: *eager* Okay... So, how should it end?

2. B-1) They live together in one of the worlds.

Satan: *nods, hopeful little smile* Yes, let’s go with that.

*sound of pen on paper*

Satan: ...I’ve made it so that the human stays in the fairy country, and they live there together forever. *smiles, soft hope* That’s a good ending.

Satan: Of course, they still have a long road ahead of them. *relaxes, calming down* It’s an ending to the story, but also a new beginning for them. Novels tend to only focus on the dramatic moments in an individual’s life. *smiles, eyes softens with affection* However, in real life, it’s sometimes the everyday moments that play a bigger role. *lovingly* ...Thinking about it that way, it’s quite interesting, don’t you think?

–

2. B-2) They can travel back and forth between the worlds.

Satan: *surprised* I see. That idea hadn’t even occurred to me. *hums thoughtfully* However, they each probably have their own lifestyles and families that they’d be reluctant to give up. So, they’d want to spend the majority of their time in their own world. *smiles in satisfaction* If you think about it that way, this is the perfect ending. I’ll write it like that…

*sound of pen on paper*

Satan: All right. In this version, the fairy king takes pity on them and creates a gateway between the human and fairy worlds. Now they can visit each other whenever they please… *doting smile* So they live happily ever after. There, perfect.

–

Satan: *cheered up, hopeful* I considered donating this book to the library, but I think I’ll keep it in my room instead. This is our memory, after all. *moves in closer again, smiling warmly* I hope that you and I will get a similarly happy ending someday… *chuckles with delight, happy sparkles* Wouldn’t that be wonderful? 

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Text chat (OG exclusive): Don't Tell Anyone! (from Satan)

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Satan: Have you finished reading yours?

Not yet.

Satan: You’re reading at a leisurely pace, I see.

Satan: Let me know how it was once you’re finished.

Satan: Still, I can’t believe I let you see me in such a miserable state today…

Satan: Please don’t tell any of my brothers that I cried.

I wonder if I’ll be able to resist…?

Satan: I beg of you, don’t. I’ll give you anything.

Satan: Just keep quiet about this.

–

2. Of course not!

Satan: I know you’re not the type to gossip.

Satan: I trust you.

Satan: Still, I’m actually glad it was in front of you.

Satan: Who knows what would’ve happened if I’d cried in front of one of them?

Satan: I don’t want to give them any blackmail material.

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Text chat (OG exclusive): Taking Up Reading (from No Big Brothers Allowed(3))

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Beel: Satan, could you recommend a good book?

Satan: A good book? Of course, I have plenty.

Satan: What genre are you interested in? And do you prefer fiction or non-fiction?

Beel: Anything is fine.

Satan: That’s a little vague.

Satan: At least tell me the sort of mood you’re going for.

Asmo: I think the more pertinent question is…why the sudden interest in books? Are you going to eat it, Beel?

Asmo: It won’t taste good, you know?

Beel: Not this time.

Asmo: Then, why? It’s not like you.

Beel: Chise was reading…

Beel: …and suggested I try it too.

Asmo: So you’re going to take up reading just because Chise suggested it?

Beel: Yeah. So anything is fine. What kind of books does Chise read?

Beel: Or if possible, I’d like a story that involves delicious food.

Asmo: What a requirement…

Satan: I refuse.

Beel: Why?

Satan: Now that I know your reason, I’m not interested in helping you.

Asmo: Oh? What’s this? Is Satan getting a little jealous?

Asmo: That’s surprisingly adorable.

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Several days later...

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*RAD classroom*

Mammon: *glares in outrage* Hey, Lucifer! We asked ya to reduce the remedial classes, didn’t we?! So why’d we get even more of ’em?!

Lucifer: *impassive, completely unconcerned* That was the condition for moving the date. I warned you there would be consequences, but you chose to prioritize the party. You only have yourselves to blame. 

Beel: *shakes head worriedly* You never said anything about this.

Belphie: *pouts with a shake of his head, mumbling* Yeah, I’m out.

*bump*

Asmo: *wide-eyed gasp of shock* Belphie! Stay with us!

Satan: *shakes head with a sigh* It’s no use. He’s out cold... 

Lucifer: *exasperated* Quit your whining and get back to work. *kinda sulky* The longer you take, the longer I have to sit here and watch you.

Simeon: *laughs softly, smiling* Oh? Well, isn’t that something. 

Lucifer: *straightens in surprise* Simeon...

Simeon: *cooooy amusement* So I take it nobody would mind if I went home with Chise, then?

Mammon: *eyes widen* What?!

Asmo: *jumps in shock* You’re going home with Chise?!

I want to go home with Simeon.

Simeon: *giggles, eyes creasing with his smug grin* See? 

Mammon: *looks down at his desk with a helpless slump in his seat* Ya sure about this, Lucifer?

Lucifer: *narrows eyes with a huff, shaking head impatiently* I’d rather that than let Chise walk home alone.

Simeon: *smiling sweetly, inclining head in invitation* Let’s get going, then.

–

2. Good luck, guys!

Satan: *scowls with a noise of contempt in his throat, shrouded in black smoke* Dammit! I’ve never hated you as much as I do right now, Mammon.

Levi: *sighs in resigned defeat* I’m not a happy camper, but I can’t hold anything against Christopher Peugeot, so I’ll grin and bear it... 

–

Lucifer: *gives Simeon a serious look, nodding once* Look after Chise, Simeon.

Simeon: *smiles, nods back in understanding* Will do.

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LordDiavolo: Sleepovers are always fun!

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*outside HOL*

Simeon: *regretful sigh* Well, we took the long route, but we’re here already. *smiles gently* I'll see you later, Chise.

Do you...want to try that sleepover?

Simeon: *straightens with wide-eyed surprise/hope* Hm? Are you asking me to stay the night? 

–

2. Please don’t go...

Simeon: *visibly taken aback for a moment, realizing meaning* ...*smiles gently* I don’t want to leave either… *meets eyes with a look of desire, blush rising to cheeks* I’d stay with you forever if I could.

2. A) Then don’t go.

Simeon: *locks eyes with longing* There’s no way I can leave if you look at me like that.

2. B) We’d have the place to ourselves.

Simeon: *nods* That’s true...

–

Simeon: *expression softens, gaze meaningful* We’re unlikely to get another chance for a sleepover anytime soon, are we? 

Simeon: *looks back down the path with a thoughtful frown* The brothers will be back eventually, but with that kind of workload, we should have plenty of time to ourselves. *meets eyes again with a coy smile* At the very least, we can spend some quality time together.

Simeon: I’ll let the others at Purgatory Hall know. *eyes crinkle happily* I’ll tell them that I’m housesitting with you while the brothers are away. If I call it a sleepover, they’ll want to come too, so phrasing is important. 

*fade to HOL kitchen*

Simeon: *nods thoughtfully* Now... Since we’ve got the place to ourselves, why don’t we make something to eat? *smiles* I’ll check the fridge.

*opens fridge door* 

Simeon: *expression falls in realization* Ah... It’s empty.

Beel ate everything this morning.

Simeon: *laughs sympathetically* I figured. We wouldn’t want the brothers coming home to an empty fridge ((why not)), so we should do some grocery shopping.

–

2. Let’s go shopping!

Simeon: *smiles with a noise of agreement* Yes, that way we can pick whatever we want, so it works out for everyone. 

–

3. Why don’t we eat out?

Simeon: *laughs in delight, eyes crinkling* That sounds like a date as well. *smiles, so generous to the undeserving* But the brothers will be hungry when they get back, so I’d like to get them something too.

3. A) All right, shopping it is.

Simeon: *nods enthusiastically, motivated hum* Yes, that’s our first mission for the sleepover. 

3. B) That’s really kind of you!

Simeon: *touches back of neck with a bashful dip of his head, smiling in amusement* Would you be disappointed in me if I told you that it’s mostly because I want to spend some time with you in the kitchen? Well, we just got here, but I guess we’re off again.

–

Simeon: *hopeful smile* We can take it nice and slow, and treat it like a date. 

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monSOLO: Simeon's really enjoying this.

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*Devildom supermarket*

Simeon: *kindly, relaxed* What do you want for dinner, Chise?

Let’s eat party-style!

Simeon: *grins happily, shoulders shaking in amusement* Right, it needs to feel like a sleepover. We’ll need plenty of snacks.

–

2. You pick.

Simeon: *smiles* Okay, let’s go with a café-style arrangement then. That trip to Crimson Street is still fresh in my mind. *smile broadens in excitement* We’ll make it look stylish so we can remember the trip while we eat.

–

Simeon: *giggles under his breath, eyes soft with hope* Hehe. I wonder what people think of us when they see us shopping together like this? 

That we’re a couple who lives together?

Simeon: *touches back of neck while shyly peeking out from the corner of his eye* You’re probably right. *smiles, though brow furrows with longing hope* It’s hard not to smile just thinking about it.

–

2. That we’re running an errand?

Simeon: *flinches, eyes widening* Do you think people who’ve been sent out on an errand smile this much? *looks down with a deep, self-conscious blush, rubbing back of his neck* I can’t help but think of us living together someday...and that makes me so happy.

––– Route 1 –––

Simeon: *shakes head with a sigh of regret* The brothers sure are lucky. They get to go shopping with you like this all the time. 

You’re the only one who makes my heart pound, though.

Simeon: *taken aback* Really? *laughs under his breath, holding gaze meaningfully* If you keep saying cute things like that, I’ll want to do a whole lot more. 

Simeon: *shy, flirtatious smile, keeping gaze locked* Say... Can we hold hands?

ACCEPT:

A) Yes, let’s.

Simeon: *eyes crinkle with joy* Now everyone will know that we’re a couple.

– – – – 

REJECT (100% SKIPPABLE WOW):

B) Not now...

Simeon: *hums in disappointment, expression saddening* Okay... I’m so excited that it’s hard to hold back.

– – – – 

––– Route 2 –––

Simeon: The brothers sure are lucky. They get to go shopping with you like this all the time. 

2. It’s nice being with family.

Simeon: *smiles* Yeah. It’s hard not to be a little jealous of them.

––– End of Routes

Simeon: *eyes widen in surprise* ...Wow, we picked up a lot of stuff while we were talking. *smiles encouragingly* Do we have everything we need? Let me know if there’s anything else you want.

*fade to MC’s bedroom*

Simeon: *laughs in delight, smiling happily* Ah, I feel much better now. The bath in the House of Lamentation is so roomy. 

We should get in together next time.

Simeon: *eyes widen* Together? *looks down with a hum of deep regret, blushing fiercely while he very much kicks himself* Right... I almost feel stupid for not inviting you in the first place. *torn, pained smile* Haha, could you imagine?

–

2. You should see Asmo’s bathroom.

Simeon: *nods* Right, he has a really fancy one. 

–

Simeon: *brows furrow with sympathetic worry* Are the brothers still at their remedial classes? If they’re not back by now, they’re probably getting ready to spend the night at RAD. 

–––– Route 1 ––––

Simeon: *smiles gently* It’s getting pretty late, so we should get to bed. 

Can we sleep together?

Simeon: Of course. Why would I refuse? 

*the lights in MC’s bedroom dim, the room now bathed only in soft moonlight*

*soft fwumph*

Simeon: *smiles sheepishly* Hehe, the sheets are already warm from your body heat.

Simeon: *begins to squirm around to get comfortable*

*swish*

Simeon: *eyes widen* Ah, sorry. My hand brushed you.

A) You startled me...

Simeon: *shakes head with an apologetic hum* It wasn’t on purpose. *hiding disappointment* I might move around in my sleep, so I’ll give you some space. 

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B) I like it when you touch me.

Simeon: *relaxes with a soft, affectionate smile* Would you rather hold my hand or sleep on my arm?

B-1) Hold hands.

Simeon: *gentle, relaxed smile* Wrap your fingers around mine so we don’t slip apart. I guess I should apologize in advance. I might wrap my other arm around you in my sleep. *laughs softly under his breath, smiling teasingly* But you wouldn’t mind that, would you?

B-2) Arm pillow.

Simeon: *nods in gentle assent, eyes soft* Here you go. 

*fwuff*

Simeon: *dips head with a soft, happy laugh* Hehe, I can smell your shampoo. *smiles shyly, self-conscious* We’ll share the same perfume tonight. 

––

Simeon: *nods gently, soft and kind* Good night.

–––– Route 2 ––––

Simeon: It’s getting pretty late, so we should get to bed. 

2. I’ll sleep on the sofa.

Simeon:  *shakes head in sad protest* Come on, I can’t make you do that. *smiles reassingly* You sleep in your own bed, okay? I’ll sleep on the sofa.

*fade to black*

Simeon: Hey, are you asleep yet?

2. A) I can’t sleep... 

Simeon: Me neither... 

*short time skip*

*fade back into MC’s room, lights on*

*bweep!*

Simeon: Huh? *frowns with a nod* Like this?

*bonk!*

Simeon: *startled jump* Nk…! 

*bad video game noise*

Simeon: *shoulders slump with his groan* Ah, I lost again... *smiles* Still, this game is a lot of fun. I can see why you got so into it when you borrowed it from Leviathan. *smile broadens cheerfully* We’ll probably end up falling asleep with the controllers in our hands.

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*fade to black*

Simeon: Hey, are you asleep yet?

2. B) ...

*fade to MC’s room with the lights off*

Simeon: *smiles fondly* Fast asleep, huh? *yawns*... I’m starting to feel drowsy myself. *softly* Good night...

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Belphie: This is all Mammon's fault.

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The next morning...

Simeon: Rise and shine, Chise. 

*opens eyes to MC’s bedroom*

Simeon: *smiling cheerfully* Good morning.

Is it morning already?

Simeon: *so sweetly* If you wake up now, you can take your time eating breakfast. I already made it, after all. 

–

2. I think I need a good-morning kiss... 

*Simeon leans in for a soft kiss*

Simeon: *smiles bashfully* ...How’s that? Feeling better?

2. A) Like a million bucks.

Simeon: *giggles in amusement* Glad to hear it. Come on, breakfast is waiting. 

2. B) Five more minutes...

Simeon: *expression softens* Then I’ll just have to tease you until you wake up. What should I do next? 

2. B-1) Another kiss, please.

Simeon: *laughs softly, eyes intimate* You’re cuter than usual when you’ve just woken up...

*soft kiss*

Simeon: *smiles* One for your eyes.

*another soft kiss* 

Simeon: *peeks out from under fringe with his loving smile* And one for your nose.

*and another soft kiss*...

2. B-2) Get in here.

Simeon: *nods happily* If you insist. *soft, loving tease* I’ll hug you with everything I’ve got.

*fwuff*

Simeon: …

Simeon: Oh my… 

(Angel boner)

Simeon: Lying next to you like this, feeling your warmth and the beating of your heart... 

Simeon: *looks aside with a sigh, shaking head regretfully* No... This is no good. *blush rises to his cheeks, avoiding eye contact to hold back his longing* I won’t be able to control myself at this rate. 

(More angel boner)

–

Simeon: By the way, it looks like none of the brothers ended up coming home last night. *grimaces with a hum of concern* They haven’t read any of my messages either. Something must have happened at RAD. 

Simeon: As much as I’d love to keep enjoying the morning together...I can’t help but be a little worried. We should go check on them after we’ve had breakfast.

*time skip*

*fade to RAD classroom*

Simeon: *raises hand in cheerful greeting* Good mo—

Lucifer: *arms crossed, shouting, lecturing his head off* You insufferable morons! It’s been a full day already! How have you not finished this yet?!

Mammon: *pissed glare, shaking head in protest* We ain’t gettin’ anywhere because ya yelled at us all through the friggin’ night!

Lucifer: *narrows eyes dangerously, shrouding in dark smoke* And whose fault is that?! *eyes murderously flat* Or was it my fault that the moment I stepped out to speak with Lord Diavolo, you all decided to throw a party?

Satan: *shakes head reasonably* We weren’t fooling around, Lucifer. We were patrolling the grounds to ensure there weren’t any misdeeds being carried out inside RAD.

Asmo: *nods enthusiastically with his bubbly smile* Yeah! What he said! *looks aside with a wince* ...But then Beel got into the cafeteria...

Beel: *clutches stomach sadly* I was so hungry I couldn’t control myself... 

Mammon: *grins way too happily for someone about to be smoked out of existence* And, as responsible older brothers, we couldn’t let him shoulder that guilt alone, we all helped ourselves to some food and drink.

Belphie: *slumps with a sigh, pouting* I was asleep the whole time. Didn’t see a thing.

Levi: *glowers in protest* I was watching late night anime in the AV room! I had nothing to do with it!

Lucifer: *furious scowling* Do ANY of those activities sound like classwork to you?!

Simeon: *giggles in amusement* Well, looks like we were worried over nothing. It was business as usual.

Beel: *raises brows in surprise* Oh, it’s Simeon and Chise.

Levi: *sits up with a horrified gasp* Hold on, why are you two coming to school together?!

It’s a secret ♡

Satan: *shakes head with a scowl* That’s something you only say when you’ve got something to hide. 

Mammon: *hands on hips, glaring daggers* Simeon, you bastard! I knew you’d do somethin’ to Chise when I wasn’t around!

Asmo: *gasps in cheerful, scandalized delight, happy heart sparkles* Oh my gosh, stop! Did you guys do something dirty?!

Levi: *glowers darkly* This is the PDA police! Put your hands in the air, Simeon!

Simeon: *loses it with laughter* Hahahaha!

Mammon: Quit laughin’!

–

2. Relax, guys.

Simeon: *shakes head with a sugar-sweet smile* Right. Nothing happened.

Belphie: *glares in suspicion* Sure, that’s what they all say.

Simeon: *giggles, controlling his pleasant expression* We just enjoyed our time together, that’s all.

Beel: *wide-eyed gasp of HORRFIED realization* Did you guys eat dinner together?!

Asmo: *smiles sweetly* You think that’s all they did?

Mammon: *glares, nodding with panic* It was just dinner! Right?! If you’re lyin’, heaven better help ya, ’cause ya ain’t gettin’ any mercy from me!

Levi: *gasps* Oh! That’s Mr. Gold’s catchphrase from the period drama Eternal Mountain! *erupts into a ton of happy sparkling, smiling adorably* You’ve seen that?!

–

Lucifer: *thunderous shouting* SILENCE! How long do you idiots intend to keep babbling?!

Simeon: *laughs, shaking head ruefully* At this rate, they might be in here for another day... *steps closer with a flirtatious smile* Hey, Chise. We should do a sleepover again sometime.

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Text chat: The Next Chance (from Simeon)

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Unearned.

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Text chat: What They Really Got Up To (from Brothers No More)

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– – – –

Rejection: 

B) I need to think about it.

Simeon: *smiles reassuringly* It’s fine. Don’t worry about it. Regardless of whether it’s a date or not... I’m just happy to spend some time with you.

– – – –

2. It’s fine. Don’t worry about it.

Simeon: Well, let’s finish up this errand as soon as possible. *giggles, eyes soft* That way, we’ll have more free time to spend together. 

–

Simeon: Is there anything in particular you’d like to do or to eat? 

Not specifically.

Simeon: *nods* All right. I’ll think of something. 

–

2. You decide, Simeon.

Simeon: *raises brows with a noise of surprise* You want me to take the reins? *touches back of neck with a little dip of his head, smiling* All right, I’ll do my best to make this a special day.

–

Simeon: *winces* It’s getting even more crowded… *meets eyes with a smile* Perhaps we should hold hands so that we don’t get separated.

Hold his hand.

Simeon: *touches back of neck, eyes soft* Now… *smile turned sheepish and shy* Hold on tight. Don’t let go, okay?

– – – –

Rejection: 

2. I’m not a kid.

Simeon: *nods grimly in agreement* That you aren’t. All right, just stick to me then.

– – – – 

*time skip*

Simeon: *points with an excited gasp* Oh, look at that, Chise! What is that? *eyes widen* Such an unusual-looking fruit… It says they’re called durians! *expression turns thoughtful* It looks sort of tropical, doesn’t it? Do you suppose we could make sweets out of them?

I wouldn’t recommend that.

Simeon: Why’s that? *winces, immediately wrinkling nose* Oh, my… This smell… *shakes head with a grimace* I see what you mean. It might not make a very enticing sweet...

–

2. You could try it.

Simeon: *wrinkles nose with a wince* But the smell is overpowering… I wonder how they taste. *shakes head with a grimace* We’ll have to give it a try next time.

–

Simeon: *eyes widen* Oh, look! That glasswork over there is lovely. *smiles, giggling with excitement* Come on, let’s go, Chise.

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Angeluke: Thanks for the shopping!

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Simeon: *laughs merrily, cheerfully upbeat* Hehe, there were so many charming pieces that we spent ages browsing. Oh, but we’re finally here. This is the bakery I was talking about. 

*fade to the inside of a bakery*

Simeon: *gasps in eager delight* They’ve got so many different kinds of cakes. Everything looks delicious... However, Michael asked me to get him some baked sweets. 

Simeon: *hums uncertainly, brows drawing together in a furrow* Now, which to choose...? Oh, they have some free samples. These financier cakes look delicious. Would you like to try one? *giggles sheepishly, dipping head with shy boldness* Here, open wide.

Aaah...

Simeon: *smiles kindly* How is it? Any good? I’ll try one too... *smile broadens, happy sparkles* Mmm... This is excellent! 

–

2. No thanks.

Simeon: *confused* Really? I think I’ll have one. *munch* *breaks out into a smile* Mmm! This is excellent! 

–

Simeon: *frowns thoughtfully* I’m curious about the other flavours as well. Maybe I’ll try a few more... 

*timeskip*

Simeon: *smiles sweetly, inclining head* I think I’ll go with this one. All right. That’s decided. I’m sure Michael will be pleased. *looks away with a low hum, blushing* But I can’t get my mind off those cakes… *rubs the back of his neck, shifting his weight with earnest hope in his eyes, cheeks pink* Since we’re here, why don’t we get one? We can eat it together. 

Let’s get some for the others too.

Simeon: *smiles with a soft sigh* You’re so kind, Chise. I’m going to get jealous... *laughs lightly* But you’re right. We should buy enough for everyone. I’m sure Luke will appreciate it. 

–

2. Great idea!

Simeon: *perks up with a relieved giggle, eyes crinkling* Hehe. We’ll have to take care that the others don’t see us, or they’ll want some too. 

–

*fade to human world sidewalk, late afternoon*

Simeon: *smiling cheerfully, upbeat* Right! The errand is done! You’ll have my undivided attention for the rest of the day. Where would you like to go... 

*pattering of raindrops* *a light, steady rain appears*

Simeon: *eyes widen in disbelief* Hm? Is this...rain? 

*torrential downpour begins*

Simeon: *shocked* You’ve got to be kidding...? Ugh. It’s coming down in buckets! *eyes soften with worry, unsmiling insistence* Chise, take my coat.

But you’ll get wet!

Simeon: *smiles fondly, shaking head with reassurance* That’s fine. I don’t want you to catch a cold. *expression grows more serious, insistent concern* Please, just take it. For me, okay?

–

2. Thank you.

Simeon: *eyes crinkle gratefully* You’re welcome. Cover yourself up so you don’t get wet. 

–

Simeon: *smiles reassuringly* Come on, we’ll have to make a break for the house. 

*sound of running footsteps*

*fade to Serenity Manor common room*

Simeon: *huff*...*huff*… *hums in sad disappointment* It sure is raining hard. *eyes widen* The sky is pitch black outside. *smiles with relief* I’m glad we made it back before you got drenched. 

Simeon: *looks around the room with a frown* That being said...why’s it so quiet around here? Where is everyone? Oh... There’s a note.

*unfolds paper*

Simeon: …*smiles, nods* It looks like everyone is out. So that means...we’ve got the whole place to ourselves. 

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Mammoney: Too much relaxin'.

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*soft music plays: On a Quiet Day*

Simeon: *sighs heavily, grimacing* I’m soaked... *smiles gently, eyes soft with affection* But I’m glad that you didn’t get too wet. Um, could I possibly use your shower? 

*fade to HOL bathroom*

Simeon: *nods* Thank you. I should be able to manage from here. *smiles bashfully* So, why are you still in the bathroom with me? Could it be that you’d like to take a shower together?

Shall we?

Simeon: *gasps, jumping with a wide-eyed start* P-Please don’t take me seriously. I was just joking, you know? *smiles gently* I know you’re here to help me hang up my wet clothes. *breaks into amused laughter* Hehe. I tried teasing you, but you turned the tables on me.

(Lying is a sin, Simeon. Didn't you know?)

– – – –

Rejection option: 

2. No way.

Simeon: *giggles, eyes crinkling* Hehe. I’m just pulling your leg. I know you’re here to help me hang up my wet clothes. *rubs back of his neck with a dip of his head, eyes kind* I was only teasing you a little.

– – – –

Simeon: Right. I’m going to take that shower now. 

*fabric falling into a heap on the floor*

*shower starts*

Simeon (woefully speaking off-screen 😞): Ahh... That feels wonderful. There’s nothing like a hot shower. 

Simeon: ...It’s so quiet, though. The silence almost feels lonely. 

Simeon: Of course, I’m no stranger to silence. The Celestial Realm is always quiet and peaceful. But since coming to the Devildom, I’ve grown to enjoy the constant hustle and bustle... Now it feels strange if things are too quiet.

I know what you mean. 

Simeon: Hehe, right? It feels lonely when everyone isn’t around... I suppose that means we’ve grown accustomed to living in the Devildom.

–

2. I like the silence.

Simeon: I see. I suppose every day is rowdy at your place. It must be nice to get an occasional break from that. 

–

*soft music plays: Bonds*

Simeon: Umm... Chise...? Sorry to trouble you, but could I borrow a change of clothes?

I don’t have anything.

Simeon: Y-You don’t...? But then, how am I going to get out of the shower? Even a sheet would do... 

*fwump*

Simeon: Thank you. I’m glad you found something.

–

2. Would a sheet do the trick?

Simeon: Sure, that will do! 

–

*footsteps*

Simeon: I must say, this is rather embarrassing... 

Motion artwork animation begins: Simeon, wrapped in nothing but a sheet, is captured mid-fall as he slips and falls forward from exiting the shower. His expression is one of wide-eyed shock.

Simeon: …Gah! 

Simeon: Th-That was close...! The sheet almost slipped off… *laughs loudly in embarrassment* I’ll have to be careful.

(Oh noooooo. Yes, you'd better be careful; it'd be a shame if you tripped again. ...*sticks foot out*)

Simeon: Anyway, I’ll stay in the common room. Why don’t you take a shower as well, Chise? It was rather chilly today. I’ll light the fireplace and wait for you here. Take your time. See you later.

Motion animation ends.

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ButlerBarb: Hot chocolate on a cold day.

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*back in Serenity Manor common room*

*soft music continues to play: Bonds*

Simeon: *sighs contentedly* Oh, Chise. You’re back. *eyes crease with his welcoming smile* Did the shower warm you up? Here, I made some hot chocolate. This should warm you up even more. 

Motion artwork animation begins: Simeon, now dressed 😞, has his knees drawn to his chest while he nurses a mug of steaming cocoa with a smile. He has a cozy blanket wrapped over his shoulders and head, basked in the warm glow of the fireplace*

Simeon: The fire flickering in the hearth is cozy. I imagine the shower helped, but we’ve got to warm you up to the core. 

Drink the hot chocolate to warm up.

Simeon: *noise of approval* That’s it... Feel the warmth spreading through your body with each sip. The snapping and crackling sounds coming from the fireplace are soothing, aren’t they?

Simeon: *looks over with a smile, before blowing over the steam of his own mug of hot chocolate* A hot drink and you at my side… *takes a sip, before laughing in delight* I wish this moment would last forever. 

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2. Use magic to warm up.

Simeon: *laughs in delight* You’re going to use magic? That’s exciting. I heard that your skills have improved lately. Solomon mentioned that it’s a pleasure to teach you. Could you warm me up a little?

Animation: A wand waves over the screen with magic sparkly noises. Simeon’s eyes follow its movements before before touching him at its musical crescendo, causing him to jump with a smile*

Simeon: *gasps in surprised delight* Aaah... What a curious feeling... It felt as if my whole body warmed up from the inside out. That was very relaxing. Thank you, Chise!

–

Simeon: *soft hum* We’ll need to warm you up a little more, though. Why don’t you come over here and share my blanket? 

Motion animation ends.

Get under the blanket.

*fwump!*

Simeon: *giggles fondly* Hehe. Now I’ve got you. 

Simeon: Oh my, your hands and feet are like blocks of ice. *smiles sympathetically* We’ll have to fix that. 

– – – –

Rejection option:

2. Refuse.

Simeon: *smiles awkwardly, self-conscious* That’s too bad... But I’m still worried about you. Make sure you soak up some heat from the fire, okay? 

– – – –

Simeon: *touches back of neck with a smile, shyly avoiding eye contact* It’s so nice spending time with you like this... Say, since we’re alone, why don’t we talk about something different from usual?

All right. 

Simeon: *nods* After all, we don’t get many opportunities to chat like this. 

–

2. For example?

Simeon: *smiles awkwardly, rubbing back of neck* Well, anything is fine...

–

Simeon: *relaxes, eyes soft* Could I ask you a question? 

Go for it!

Simeon: *hums thoughtfully* Let’s see... What did you think of me when we first met? I mean, your first impression. 

A) You seemed kind.

Simeon: *smiles with delight* Really? I’m glad to hear that. *smile fades, meeting eyes directly with a reserved expression, almost sad* And do you still think of me as a kind presence? *gives a small smile, eyes soft* I hope I can stay that way.

(He doesn't wait for an answer)

B) You were hard to read.

Simeon: *brows furrows sadly* Really...? Hard to read, you say? *smiles softly* I suppose you’re not the first person to tell me that. *bursts out into too-loud laughter, smiling bashfully* I’m not thinking anything particularly deep, you know? *looks down, expression falling into what looks like a deeper sadness* But nobody seems to believe me when I say that.

C) I thought you were cool.

Simeon: *eyes widen in surprise* Cool...? *smiles awkwardly, self-conscious* That’s a little embarrassing, but I’m glad I came across that way. 

–

2. I’d like to ask you a question instead.

Simeon: *eyes crinkle with delight* Of course! Go ahead. What would you like to ask?

2. A) What do you think of me?

Simeon: *visibly startles* You…? *looks aside with a blush, brow furrowing* How very direct… *laughs self-consciously, touching the back of his neck* Surely you know the answer to that already? Hehe. It’s fine. I’d be happy to answer your question.

Simeon: *meets gaze with a direct, earnest look, blushing in sincerity* I love you, Chise. Very much. I want to be close to you...and feel you. *drops gaze again, looking down, somber reservation* I hope that you feel the same way about me...

Simeon: *breaks out into laughter, rubbing the back of his neck self-consciously* Hehe... I can tell from your expression. *expression softens, holding gaze with loving eye contact* You’re welcome to come even closer. 

2. B) What’s your type?

Simeon: *looks down with an uncertain hum, self-conscious* My type...? Hmm... No one’s ever asked me that before. *raises eyes to meet gaze, a pensive expression on his face* I suppose my type is... *nods, smiling softly* Somebody like you. *brows draw together with his shy smile* Yes, to be perfectly honest, you’re my type, Chise.

–

Simeon: It’s so nice to be able to spend some quiet time with you... It’s been a very fulfilling day. It’s just a pity about the rain... 

Simeon: *shakes head with a thoughtful frown* No, perhaps it’s the opposite. It’s thanks to the rain that we can curl up in front of the fire like this. *smiles sheepishly* I should be more grateful to the weather. I wonder what the time is. *expression softens, meeting gaze directly with a gentle look* If my clothes are dry, I should probably get going... 

Stay with me for a little longer.

Simeon: *laughs with a sheepish smile* I suppose I can’t turn you down if you ask me so nicely. *earnestly meets eyes with a decisive nod, beginning to blush* All right. I can stay a little longer. Come to think of it, we haven’t eaten our cake yet...

–

2. Oh no! Your clothes aren’t dry yet!

Simeon: *smiles in delight, shifting happily* Hehe. There’s no need to get worked up. Besides, that’s not true, is it? I can see it on your face. *smile turns bashful* Still, it’s cute of you to say that...

Simeon: ...*falls quiet as he meets gaze directly, holding it with an earnest look, a blush rising to his cheeks*...

–

*just as a romantic moment begins, the door SLAMS open, because Mammon can’t enter rooms normally*

Mammon: Daaah! It’s rainin’ cats and dogs out there! I’m soaked! 

Belphie: *sighs heavily, put-out* We should have brought an umbrella... 

Levi: Hm? What the…..? *eyes widen in SHOCK* Guh!

Mammon: What’s wrong, Levi? You sound like... *recoils with a horrified gasp* Ack! 

Belphie: You too, Mammon–? *straightens shoulders with eyes wide with shock* What... No way... 

Simeon: *touches back of neck with a sweet smile, inclining head in greeting* Hello, everyone. Welcome home. 

*clown music ensues*

Levi: *turns bright red, flustering in horror* Wh-Wh-Whaaaat are you two doing in front of the fireplace?! 

Belphie: *still staring in shock* No... It can’t be...! Simeon...and Chise...?!

Mammon: *hands on hips, thunderous outrage* Th-The heck’s going on here?! Spit it out!

Simeon: Hehe, I think you may have misunderstood the situation… *giggles mischievously, eyes crinkling with amusement* Although, it’s nice to cause a stir on occasion.

End.

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Text chat (OG-exclusive): What Happened to the Cake? (from Simeon)

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Unearned.

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Text chat (OG-exclusive): Appearances Can Be Deceiving (from Purgatory Hall(3))

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Stn: That place looks interesting.

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Simeon: *closes eyes with a furrowed brow, humming in thought* Hm, thinking of things that I wouldn’t normally do... Ah, video games come to mind. *opens eyes with a gentle smile* I happen to have one that Leviathan rather generously lent me, as well. That or...we could watch a movie, perhaps?

Let’s play a video game.

Simeon: *smiles, bouncing cheerfully* All right, that sounds promising. I’m not all that skilled with technical devices, but some hands-on experience might help with that. 

Simeon: *expression patient and kind* Let’s see... Er, which button turns this on? This one? *gasps, wide-eyed alarm* ...Ah, no. That doesn’t seem to be it. *smiles again, nice and serene* Then, this one? ...Hm? *smile falls into a pout, shaking head* This one seems promising. ...Aha! There it goes!

Simeon: *growing a little nervous* So...what next? Do...I push this one? Hm? *confused* Was that not right? 

Simeon: *eyes widen in perplexed confusion* Oh! And now it’s displaying some kind of message about a...system update? *wilts uncertainly, pouting helplessly* Wh-What should I do...?

A) ...Yeah, let’s maybe not play video games.

Simeon: *wilts with a tight sigh of frustration, looking down with a pout* Mm, I may have set the bar for new experiences a little too high with this one.

B) Here, let me see it.

Simeon: *gasps, beaming gratefully* Thank you, Chise. 

Simeon: *pained, apologetic smile* Ah, I see what you’ve done. That update is going to take a considerable amount of time, though. Well, that’s a shame.

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2. Let’s watch a movie.

Simeon: *eyes crinkle with delight* All right, then. Do you have any suggestions? 

2. A) Definitely a rom-com.

Simeon: *noise of agreement, eyes keen* Oh, that sounds lovely. *giggles with a sheepish smile, ducking head low out of embarrassment* There’s something rather special about watching a movie like that, together... I’d be happy with whichever one you’d care to recommend. 

2. B) Something sci-fi.

Simeon: *noise of agreement* Ah, that’s a good choice. I wouldn’t usually watch that genre. Still, most of those movies seem to be part of a series nowadays. *frowns thoughtfully* We won’t be missing any context, will we? *smiles* Either way, I’m sure it’ll be worth the watch.

–

*time skip*

Simeon: *shakes head with a low hum, expression reserved* Hmm... That was amusing, but perhaps not the inspiration that I’ve been searching for. *corners of mouth turn down unhappily* I suppose it’s one thing to recognize that you’ve hit a creative wall, but another thing entirely to get around it.

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*time skip*

Simeon: *expression sad and lost* What to do, what to do... 

Solomon: *peeks in* ...Hm? *rests chin on knuckles with a fond smile* What are you two up to? 

Simeon: *perks up with a wave of greeting* Oh, Solomon! Excellent timing. *pained smile* Would you mind weighing in on something? 

*explanation time skip*

Simeon: *smiling kindly* ...Which sums up the current situation.

Solomon: *touching chin thoughtfully* Right, it’s never fun when that issue crops up. *smiles with a reassuring nod* I’ve had that happen with my research, from time to time.

Simeon: What do you do when it does? 

Solomon: *hums with a thoughtful frown* Changing my surroundings usually does the trick, so I go wander off somewhere. 

Simeon: *perks up with a broad smile* Hm, I see. I haven’t tried that yet.

Solomon: *smiles back in delight, eyes crinkling* Want me to lend a hand? I could have you somewhere drastically different in a snap. 

Simeon: *eyes widen with a noise of surprise* You wouldn’t mind?

Solomon: *laughs in amused dismissal, eyes soft* As long as traveling by magic’s fine by you. I heard there’s a lake filled with spirits who are big fans of stories. So! I’ll drop us all right at the water’s edge. 

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AsmoBaby: Make my story, too.

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*serene lake within forest*

Solomon: *nods cheerfully* There you go, one spirit-infested lake.

Simeon: *smiles with a gasp of delight* Oh, my... Isn’t this a fanciful area?

Solomon: *eyes crinkle cheerfully* These guys love stories. If they see someone who strikes their fancy, they’ll take it upon themselves to recite a tale from that person’s...dark past, shall we say.

That’s as creepy as it sounds, right?

Solomon: *laughs sweetly, eyes crinkling merrily* Haha! Nah, they’re a good bunch. Just a group of kind-hearted souls who happen to like harmless gossip. 

–

2. That’s so cool!

Simeon: *nods with an eager noise of agreement* It really makes you wonder how they go about peering into your personal history. Fascinating, isn’t it?

–

Solomon: *eyes widen with a gasp* Hey, look. One’s coming this way. *relaxed smile* I think it’s taken an interest in me, too.

*flash of white, twinkling noise*

–

Spirit's dialogue:

Deep in a dimly-lit laboratory, a certain sorcerer toiled away at his beloved research—magic born of pure chaos. One day, this sorcerer was particularly eager to startle a friend of his with a new spell he was in the midst of crafting.

But, that lack of focus would be his undoing. One careless move sent the half-finished potion splashing down his leg. And lo, that foolish sorcerer found himself shrinking in stature, assuming the form of a mouse... 

Fervently praying that his good friend wouldn’t decide to suddenly drop in for a visit with their pet cat in tow.

–

*flash of white, twinkling noise*

I wish I could’ve seen you as a mouse.

Solomon: *bursts out laughing, grinning merrily* Haha! I doubt you would have recognized me, though. I still thank my lucky stars that no one else was around for that one.

–

2. Even you screw up sometimes, huh?

Solomon: *shakes head in surprise* I hate to disappoint you, but my failures far outnumber my successes. *smiles cheerfully* Well, failure is what fuels most humans’ growth.

–

Solomon: *eyes crease happily* Anyways, that’s more or less the kind of experience you’ll get here. Neat, isn’t it?

Simeon: Indeed! I could see this place being troublesome for someone with a lot to hide. *laughs lightly with a grimacing smile* ...Like Mammon, for instance.

Simeon: ...Hm? *eyes widen nervously* Has this spirit decided that I might be an interesting subject?

*flash of white, twinkling noise*

–

Spirit's dialogue:

There once was an angel with a horrible knack for machinery. Faced with a washing machine with a plethora of buttons, he was drowning in potential options—none of which made any sense. 

Steeling himself, he opted to select the one affiliated with his favourite colour...

Washing the entire residence in the process.

–

*flash of white, twinkling noise*

Yeeeeah, that was a bit of a disaster.

Simeon: *pouts unhappily, puppy-eyes* My apologies. I didn’t mean to cause so much trouble. *shakes head with a rueful smile* Who would have believed that the whole building would fill up with bubbles?

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2. Okay, that was actually a lot of fun.

Simeon: *dips head with a pained smile of embarrassment* You think so? I’m glad, but...you do have to admit that cleaning it up was a real chore. *holding back laughter* Even Lucifer was outraged that I’d managed to create such a massive disaster through such a seemingly simple task.

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Simeon: *nods with a smile, relaxing* These spirits really are quite something. That was a remarkably refreshing experience. I’m feeling much better now. *giggles happily* Thank you, Solomon.

Solomon: *smiles broadly with a noise of content* Happy to be of service. Well, I think I’ll go take a stroll over that way. Just holler when you’d like to head back, okay?

Simeon: *smiles kindly* All right.

*Solomon walks off*

Simeon: …*giggles, eyes soft* I’m so grateful that Solomon offered to bring us here. *eyes crease cheerfully* The trip really has lifted my, er, spirits. Changing your surroundings can make all the difference, can’t it? 

Simeon: *eyes widen* My goodness! Chise, look! *smiles excitedly* This one isn’t the same colour as the rest. I wonder what story it has for you?

*twinkling noise*

*fade to white*

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Angeluke: Simeon sure is lively.

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*sepia-toned flashback of the past*

*Celestial Realm hallway*

Simeon: *shakes head with a grimacing hum* ...Perhaps I shouldn’t have stacked all these books on top of each other, even if I can carry them. *sighs wearily* I can’t see a thing in front of me... 

*Thump! Bump! Tumble, tumble, tumble...*

Simeon: *wide-eyed horror* Oh, dear...! I-I’m so sorry!

Raphael: *sighs with exasperation* What are you doing, Simeon?

Simeon: *smiles softly* Raphael...! *smile turned sheepish* My apologies, I was trying to transport all these books at once, but you can see how well that’s going.

Raphael: *noise of inquiry* And they’re all...novels? Why do you have so many?

Simeon: A little while back, Leviathan told me that I ought to take a stab at crafting something of my own, since I have such an active imagination. 

Simeon: *shifts weight with a self-conscious smile* It was a fair suggestion, but...I’m no good at fine art or musical composition. Still, I thought I might try my hand at creative writing. *looks down at the mess with a sad pout* Hence the abundance of research materials.

Simeon: *laughs lightly, expression soft and relaxed* I’m not a seraphim anymore, so I’ve got time to spare. Why not make the most of it?

Raphael: *touches forehead with a sigh of impatience* That’s nothing to laugh about. I swear, sometimes you can be so... 

Simeon: *smile turns teasing* Hm? Are you worried about me?

Raphael: *somber, nodding with a low, unhappy hum* Of course. You might be smiling as though you haven’t a care in the world but...I know better.

Simeon: *laughs awkwardly* ...I see. Well, you have always been perceptive like that. *expression grows serious, thoughtful* ...I was thinking of writing a short poem, to start. I suspect it would be too frustrating to attempt to pen, say, a sprawling narrative right from the get-go.

Raphael: *nod* That sounds sensible. You’ll have to read it to me, once it’s finished. 

Simeon: *taken aback, nervous horror* Er, personally?

Raphael: *nods seriously* I once happened to hear you singing, a long time ago. It was the first time I ever had, actually. *pensive* But, I remember it like it was yesterday.

Simeon: *chuckles, rubbing back of neck self-consciously* Oh, please. As if the most celebrated vocalist in all the Celestial Realm would be moved by such a mundane performance.

Raphael: *small smile* I couldn’t possibly forget how beautiful your voice was, nor how lovely you looked as you were singing. *eyes crinkle happily* And everyone else who was watching was just as captivated by you. 

Simeon: *expression softens* Why, thank you. You’re too kind.

Raphael: *smiling softly, wistful* ...I’d like to experience that again, sometime. As a proper member of the audience.

Simeon: *smile fades* …

Raphael: *nods happily with his small smile* Here, your books. Mind your surroundings, and watch your step.

Simeon: *smiles gently* Ah, right. Thank you, Raphael.

(^the moment where my unrequited love HC was born (more in tags))

*flash of white, twinkling noise*

*return to the present at the lake*

Simeon: *rubbing back of neck in embarrassment* ...I wasn’t expecting to have a memory that I had genuinely forgotten recounted. *laughs lightly* Well, that’s a little embarrassing. Not long after that, I did finish my poem—though in the end, Luke was the only one who ended up hearing it.

Simeon: *grows somber* Since then, I’ve been steadily writing more complex pieces... *looks down sadly* But, for all that I’d like to finally start work on a proper novel, I can’t seem to settle on anything. 

Simeon: *pauses for a moment, quietly looking down at the ground with a lost expression*

Simeon: ...*forces a smile* Still, I wonder if there was a reason that spirit chose that particular memory?

To get you to go back to your roots? 

Simeon: *pensive* ...Ah, true. That is a distinct possibility. 

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2. To get you to recite something?

Simeon: *raises brows in surprise* Oh, perhaps... Yes, it’s entirely possible.

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Simeon: *smiles* Maybe I should circle back to poetry, for a change. *giggles, eyes crinkling playfully* Say, why don’t we compose something short together? In honour of the occasion.

I’d love to!

Simeon: *delighted* Then, why don’t we pick a few words—whatever comes to mind—and string those together into a haiku? I think that would be fun. 

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2. I don’t know... I’m not very good at that kind of thing.

Simeon: *shakes head reassuringly* Don’t worry, we’ll just pick a few words each, and I’ll string them together into a haiku. That should be simple enough, don’t you think? 

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Simeon: I’ll go with...“lake.”

Spirits.

Simeon: *smiles in delight* Oh, yes. The current supernatural element would add a nice touch. Let’s see, then...“past.”

A) Angel.

Simeon: *laughs in amusement* Hm, another fine choice. ...All right, I’ll try piecing those together.

Simeon: 

Bright lake, pale spirits. 

An angel’s forgotten past,

Lights the way forward.

B) Poem.

Simeon: *nods enthusiastically* Ah, good call! So, if we string those together...

Simeon:

Spirits by the lake

Awaken past memories

Birthing new poems.

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2. Stillness.

Simeon: *nods* Oh, yes. There is something quite compelling about the quietude here. *frowns thoughtfully* Let’s see, then...“shining.”

2. A) Surface.

Simeon: *laughs in delight, eyes crinkling* Ah, I see what you’re getting at. The light reflecting off the surface of the lake really is rather striking, isn’t it? Hm, drawing on all of those selections...

Simeon:

A still, silent lake.

The shining surface holds all,

In its soothing spell.

2. B) Moonlight.

Simeon: 

The lake’s stillness calls

Shining moonlight down to dance

Upon our figures.

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Simeon: *bounces happy, eyes crinkling with merriment* Goodness, I think that might have done it. *meets gaze, eyes keen and affectionate* I feel like I’m brimming with creative energy. Thank you so much for your help, Chise. 

I didn’t do anything, though.

Simeon: *shakes head, smiling with shy gratitude* No, I was quite glad for your company today. Not to mention the fact that you took the time to listen to my woes in the first place. *smiles shyly* A sympathetic ear can make all the difference, at times.

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2. No worries, that was nothing!

Simeon: *smiles, eyes soft* Still, you deserve a proper thank you for your kind assistance. I’ll arrange for something a little special.

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Simeon: *eyes crease with sincere joy, relaxed* I’m already looking forward to reading everyone my novel, once it’s finished. Luke, Solomon, all the brothers over at the House of Lamentation… *giggles happily* ...and of course you, Chise.

End.

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Text chat: Tidying Up (from Simeon)

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Note: This chat is not actually part of the set that’s unlocked from this Devilgram. It’s actually from Simeon’s NB Chapter A SSR Devilgram “Coffee Someday,” and is the prequel to the chats in this Devilgram, so I’m including it here again as a complete set.

Simeon: Hey, Chise. Have you ever been to Satan’s room?

Yeah, I have.

He sure has a lot of books, doesn’t he?

Simeon: Have you ever thought about the order in which he arranges his books?

It feels pretty random.

Simeon: I know, right? I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels that way.

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2. It seems like he has no preference.

Simeon: I thought so too.

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Simeon: Although his personal library impresses me and I ask to see it often, I just can’t get over how he arranges his books.

Simeon: I’ve offered to organize them for him a few times, but he always flat-out refuses.

Simeon: I can’t take it anymore, though. If I have to clean his room by force, so be it!

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Text chat: Curse of Resistance (from Simeon)

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Simeon: I almost got cursed when I tried to secretly rearrange Satan’s books.

Come again?

Are you okay?

Simeon: Don’t worry. I put them back as soon as I realized. 

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Simeon: I didn’t expect the books to ooze a sinister grudge-like substance when I tried to move them, though.

Simeon: All his research on curses and hexes has definitely paid off.

Simeon: Hmmm. I feel like, theme-wise, that book belongs more on the shelf next to it, though.

Simeon: OK! If I ever see another opening I’ll try my luck again!

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Text chat: I Refuse to Give Up (from Simeon)

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Simeon: I went to Satan’s room just now and finally managed to rearrange his books in reading order!

Simeon: At first I felt a sharp pain in my fingertips and couldn’t move for a while, but I’m OK now.

You call that being OK?

That’s too dangerous.

Simeon: Thank you for worrying about me, Chise.

Simeon: I’m starting to get the hang of how to avoid Satan’s curses, though, so you needn’t worry too much.

Simeon: My next goal is to gather all give books of a pentalogy that are currently scattered across the room in one place!

Simeon: I’ll send you a photo of his books in the correct order once I’ve organized them, so stay tuned!

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Text chat: Liner Notes (to Simeon)

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I found that really moving!

Simeon: 🫣😊

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2. That was wonderful!

Simeon: 😶?

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Simeon: I take it you’re talking about Luke’s performance of my poem?

Simeon: Thank you, Chise.

Simeon: Everyone has been getting in touch with me to share their reactions, which I appreciate.

What did Lucifer say? 

Simeon: Hmm, he didn’t have much to say...

Simeon: Oh, though I believe we did make eye contact while Luke was reciting it.

Simeon: And he had the faintest hint of a smile on his face. So I’m guessing he liked it well enough.

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2. What did Raphael say?

Simeon: He said he didn’t quite know how to feel, listening to something like that in the Devildom.

Simeon: But even so, it was nice.

Simeon: And he was smiling as he said that, so I have a feeling he found it at least somewhat enjoyable.

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Simeon: I can’t tell you how happy I am to hear that you liked it as well.

I have so much more I’d like to say about it!

Simeon: I’m honoured that it meant so much to you.

Simeon: Truth be told, I was thinking of you when I wrote a certain part of that poem.

Simeon: I’d be interested to know whether you can guess which part I mean.

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2. I’d love to hear any anecdotes about its creation.

Simeon: Like how I went back and re-wrote it after getting caught up in a fight between Mammon and Satan?

Simeon: Also, I had kind of a hard time sorting through my feelings and putting them to paper. I wouldn’t share that with just anyone, but I’m comfortable telling you.

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Simeon: What do you say we meet at the café near Cocytus Hall and talk about it over tea?

Café Lament is a nice place!

Simeon: *gasps in delight* Have you been there before?

Solomon: *laughs anxiously* Chise and I have been a few times... Isn’t that right, Chise?

Simeon: *eyes crinkle happily* Oh, I see. The atmosphere is lovely, isn’t it?

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2. Let’s give it a try!

Luke: *grins* I can’t wait! 

Simeon: *smiles* I’ve been a few times already, so I can definitely recommend it. Their cakes are delicious as well.

Luke: *gasps, bouncing with excited happy sparkles* Delicious cakes? Even better!

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Simeon: *smiles cheerfully* It’s settled then. We’ll go to Café Lament. 

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Lucifer: How strange.

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*quaint little café interior*

Luke: *whimpers nervously, wide-eyed* What’s with these drinks...? Bufo Egg Milk Tea? *shifts anxiously* Bloody orange juice? Is that like regular orange juice? 

Simeon: *laughs dotingly* Devildom menus are difficult to decipher, aren’t they? I still haven’t gotten used to them. 

You never know what you’re going to get...

Simeon: *grimaces a bit* Exactly, and it’s awkward if you can’t find anything that looks edible. *smiles bravely for Luke* We need to learn more about Devildom food and drinks.

Luke: *sighs quietly* Yeah…

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2. You’ll get used to them eventually.

Simeon: *nods, smiling encouragingly* Yes. Until then, we’ll just have to study up on the Devildom. 

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Simeon: Still, I know this place’s menu quite well by now. So you can leave it to me. You should give that Bufo Egg Milk Tea a try, Luke. I’m sure you’ll like it. It’s tea with soft, chewy balls inside. *smiles warmly* It’s very good.

Luke: *perks up, smiling back* Really? Okay, I’ll give it a shot. 

Simeon: *nods* As for you two, I’d recommend either the hell coffee...or this café’s original blend.

Solomon: *smiling pleasantly* Hmm. I think I’ll give the hell coffee a try. *rests chin on knuckles, gazing at Simeon* You mentioned that you come here often? 

Simeon: *nods genially* Yes. Despite how alien the Devildom can sometimes feel, this place had a strangely nostalgic aroma... *laughs sweetly* It was like I was drawn towards it. 

Simeon: It turned out that the aroma was human world coffee beans. That’s what they use for their original blend.

Simeon: Anyway, I took one sip, and I fell in love with this café. *shakes head, bashful* ...I have no idea why human coffee beans feel nostalgic, though. Perhaps I just like the aroma.

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LordDiavolo: I want to go to this café, too.

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Luke: You know, listening to you talk, I had a thought just now... *smiles eagerly* If you were a human, I bet you’d make a good café owner, Simeon. 

I’d visit that café every day!

Simeon: *laughs in delight* Thank you. I’d love to have you as a regular. 

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2. That would suit him!

Simeon: *laughs cheerfully* You think? I might enjoy it. I’m very particular about my coffee. 

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Simeon: *nods with a hum of agreement* I’d love to try running a café. 

Solomon: *smiles encouragingly, fond* ...Well, you don’t have to be a human. Couldn’t you run a café as an angel? 

Simeon: *nods agreeably* You have a point there. It’s not like being an angel stops me.

Luke: *eager* So, what kind of café would you make it?

Simeon: *hums while shifting about, bashfully rubbing back of neck* Let’s see. I’d like a soothing interior with antique furniture. *nods to himself, expression soft* A bell would ring as you walk in, and there’d be classical music playing in the background. 

You’d do something special with the cups too, right?

Simeon: *smiles wide, nodding with a laugh* Yes! I’d go with antique cups. *meets eyes with a softer smile* You read my mind, Chise.

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2. That café sounds wonderful.

Simeon: *laughs sweetly, touching back of neck again* Right? It’s the sort of place I’d like to go.

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Luke: *excited* What about the menu?

Simeon: *smile widens* I’d offer some sweet cakes with the coffee. 

Solomon: *eyes crinkle in fond delight* With your cakes, I’m sure the place would be popular in no time.

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Angeluke: It will definitely come true one...

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*downtown Devildom streets*

Solomon: *relaxed smile* That was some good coffee. 

Luke: *bounces, humming a happy tune* The cake was awesome, too! 

Simeon: *chuckles sweetly* It sounds like you two have taken a liking to that café as well. 

I liked it, too.

Simeon: *smiles cheerfully* I’m glad to hear that. I thought you might. Let’s go again sometime.

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2. We should all go again sometime.

Simeon: *gasps* Yes! *touches back of neck, eyes crinkling in delight* We could make it a weekly thing to have coffee there on the way home. 

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Simeon: *expression grows a bit somber* ...When I came to the Devildom, I thought that seeing the brothers would bring up old memories and make me lonely. *smiles shyly* Instead, I’ve been discussing the future and having a wonderful time.

Simeon: *expression softens, eyes fond* Every day is fun and fulfilling with you three around. Thank you.

You’re pretty positive.

Simeon: *raises brows in surprise, shaking head* Well, it’s not like I’m making an effort to be positive. *smiles* It’s just that living here is more enjoyable than I was expecting.

Simeon: I’ve had great fun ever since I met you and Solomon...Luke and the brothers are around...and Diavolo and Barbatos are good people as well. 

Simeon: Honestly, I can’t think of a single reason to be negative. *laughs sweetly, touching back of his neck with a shy dip of his head* So, it’s thanks to all of you.

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2. Surely you feel lonely on occasion?

Simeon: *looks aside, pensive* Yes, on occasion… *pauses to take a breath* ...*shakes head with a pained smile* But I think the good times outweigh the bad. I’m so busy every day that there’s no time to get lonely. *expression softens, sincere* That’s thanks to all of you.

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Simeon: *touches back of neck, smile widening* Say, if I ever do open a café in the future, you’d better come visit.

Of course!

Simeon: *nods confidently* I’d like you to be my first customer. 

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2. I hope that dream comes true.

Simeon: *sheepish, a little pained* Well, I’d have to get Michael’s permission first. After all, I’d need to spend a lot of time as a human... 

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Simeon: *grows uncertain, pensive* Still, it’s the first time I’ve ever thought about the future like that. I suppose I assumed that angels weren’t allowed to have dreams. *expression falls into a look of doubtful guilt* It might never have occurred to me if I had stayed in the Celestial Realm.

Simeon: *grimaces* Of course, having a dream means having desires. *smiles wistfully, sweetly affectionate* But somehow, that doesn’t feel like such a bad thing anymore. I hope I can make my dream come true someday. And when I do, I’d like all of you beside me.

Simeon: *pained, guilty smile* Just kidding... Wishing for that much would be greedy. 

End.

...*flips ALL of the Celestial Realm's tables with a roar*

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Text chat: Tidying Up (from Simeon)

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Simeon: Hey, Chise. Have you ever been to Satan’s room?

Yeah, I have.

He sure has a lot of books, doesn’t he?

Simeon: Have you thought about the order in which he arranges his books?

It feels pretty random.

Simeon: I know, right? I’m glad I’m not the only one who feels that way.

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It seems like he has no preference.

Simeon: I thought so too.

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Simeon: Although his person library impresses me and I ask to see it often, I just can’t get over how he arranges his books.

Simeon: I’ve offered to organize them for him a few times, but he always flat-out refuses.

Satan: Well, this is a good chance for us to do something. So, what do you say? Why not hang out with me for today? I mean, it gets boring if the only places you ever go are school and the House of Lamentation, right? Why don’t you and I go for a stroll? I’m guessing there’s still a lot about the Devildom that you haven’t experienced. This is a good chance for me to show you around.

All right, thanks. I’d appreciate that.

Satan: *chuckles, eyes crinkling* Great! That settles it, then.

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2. Hmm, I don’t know...

Satan: *nods genially* I’ll take your waffling as a yes. You’ll learn a lot, and there’s no harm in it. So, what do you say?

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3. Nope! Not interested!

Satan: *sinisterly pleasant smile, dark threatening aura* I know you don’t really mean that now, do you? I’m going to ask you once more. Make sure you think before you answer this time, because your life depends on it. Are you going to come with me and let me show you around or not?

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Satan: You know, I don’t like heading straight home after class, either. *frowns thoughtfully* So, where to go first… *smiles, nods decisively* Mm, yep...okay. I know where I’m taking you. Let’s go.

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AsmoBaby: Art? I'm more be...

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*art gallery room*

What sort of place is this?

Satan: *upbeat* It’s an art gallery. I like to come here to get away from stuff and clear my head. Naturally, they have older, historically significant paintings, but they also exhibit pieces created by young, up-and-coming artists. And they’re always holding interesting events. It’s a lot of fun. Are you interested in art, Chise?

Yeah, I am.

Satan: *pleased chuckle, eyes crinkling* Ah, is that so? I’ve got a feeling you and I might get along, then.

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2. Nope.

Satan: *taken aback* Oh… 

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3. I’m not a huge art enthusiast, but it’s all right...

Satan: *nods, smiling* In that case, this is your chance to discover what’s so interesting about it.

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Satan: *engaged, excitable smile* I really love art. It’s always showing you new perspectives and it gives you inspiration. I guess you could say it helps you grow as a person. So, I really recommend coming here, exposing yourself to art, and seeing what you can get out of it.

Satan: If you’re nervous about coming here alone, then say the word, and I’ll join you anytime. *shakes head, noise of disappointment* It really is important not to focus only on your outward appearance like Asmo. Because the person you are on the inside has a way of showing through on the outside as well.

Satan: *lights up again* Incidentally, it looks like they’re having a contemporary art exhibit here today. Check out this work here. The use of color is so novel, so original. It’s very eye-catching. *looks to the side thoughtfully* Let’s see, what’s over here in this space?

Satan: *pleased smile* Wow! Now this is very interesting… See? Check it out. At first glance, it looks like random stuff scattered all over the place, doesn’t it? But actually, each piece of rope and each piece of crumpled paper has been arranged very meticulously. It actually depicts a war between a dragon and an army of angels.

Satan: If you want proof, look at it from this side. It looks as if the dragon is overpowering the army. But when you look from this other angle here, it seems like the angels have the upper hand.

Ah, okay.

Satan: *taken aback* … 

Satan: *sympathetic smile* I take it you don’t really get what makes it good, huh? Hmm. Why don’t we come back sometime when they have an exhibition that’s easier to understand? Like a hyperrealism art exhibition or something.

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Beelzeburger: Snacks, ther...

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*Devildom streets*

Satan: So, where should we go next…?

*meowing noise*

Satan: *raises brows* Hey, what do we have here…?

Don’t kick it!

Satan: *shakes head in exasperation, looking at you like you’re pretty stupid* I’m not going to kick it...

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2. Run, kitty! Run...!

Satan: *shakes head, perplexed* Hey, whoa, why are you chasing it away?

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3. Stay quiet and watch to see what Satan does.

Satan: *raises brows* From the way you’re looking at me, I take it you expect me to do something to torment this cat here?

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Satan: *smiles* No need to worry. This cat and I are acquainted. See? Look how he’s rubbing up against my legs and purring. Now there’s a good kitty. So, how’ve you been? What’s wrong? You want a treat? *chuckles, eyes crinkle* Well, of course I brought one for you! And today I’ve got cookies, your favourite.

Satan: So, what do you think? You can tell how much he loves them by the way he’s chowing down. *sudden blush, looks away in embarrassment* Oh...so you’re wondering why I happened to have treats for him. Well, I’m always running into him on the street, I started making it a point to bring treats with me whenever I go out.

Satan: *serious* Naturally, I only give him things that would be good for cats to eat. They only contain organic ingredients. They’re additive-free, and small enough to be bite-sized for a cat.

You really take good care of him, huh?

Satan: *smiles* Well, compared to my brothers, taking care of this cat here is easy!

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2. That cat must see you as an angel of sorts.

Satan: *blushes, looks away self-consciously* ...Is that supposed to be a compliment?

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3. Wow, that’s really thoughtful of you.

Satan: *blushes, looks away self-consciously* I dunno, you think? I’ve never really thought about it, personally. It’s just something I do by nature.

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Satan: Also, when I play with him, the emptiness I feel inside of me seems to disappear.

What’s his name?

Satan: *immediately looks upwards, blushing* *clears throat* Umm… I call him, uh...Sir Cat. *defensive eye contact* But that’s just a name I made up on the spot, okay? I needed to call him something, so I went with that. *looks aside again* Anyway, why don’t we get going? 

Okay.

Satan: *nods, smiling* All right, Sir Cat, see you later.

Looking back at the cat, Satan gives it a little wave.

*Sir Cat meows in response*

That was really nice of you.

Satan: *blushes, looks away, sulky* Well, it’s only basic manners. I mean, they say you should never forget to show basic respect to others, even to your friends.

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2. That was really cute how you did that.

Satan: *blushes, embarrassed* Ugh...dammit. That was force of habit...

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3. I’ll pretend I didn’t see that.

*literally pretends I didn’t see that*

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Satan: Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Make sure that Beel doesn’t find out that I carry treats for the cat around with me. If he knew about them, he’d try to steal them off of me.

Okay, got it.

Satan: *frowns deeply, shaking head* Also, Mammon can’t know, either. He wouldn’t try to steal the treats, but if he knew I liked that cat, he’d abduct it and then hold it for ransom. You promise you won’t tell him, right?

I promise.

Satan: *grins* Good. Because if you couldn’t promise me that, I would’ve had no choice but to eliminate you. Well, okay then. I think I’ll show you one of my favorite spots next.

*fade to RAD library*

Satan: *pleased, eager* This is the library. It contains every single book ever published here in the Devildom. I guess I’d have to say this is the one place I wanted to take you more than anywhere else today. Whenever there’s something you don’t know, you’re free to come ask me.

Satan: Still, I am pretty busy so there are times when I won’t be able to help. At times like that, you should come here to research whatever it is you want to know. You’ll find this place contains the answers to most questions. Expose yourself to art, and learn to appreciate it.

Satan: Spend time with a cat, and let it warm your heart. Go to the library, and learn all sorts of new things. *shakes head, sighing in disappointed exasperation* The worst thing you can possibly do is hang around Mammon and Levi, content with your ignorance and never making an attempt to learn new things.

Thank you for the advice.

Satan: *pleasant nod* Just do me a favor and keep it in mind.

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2. Huh, okay… 

Satan: Hmm, maybe that sounded a little too much like I was lecturing you...

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3. Really? I’ve never thought about it before.

Satan: *nods, pleased* Well, in the end, you’re the one who has to find the answers you seek. It doesn’t happen automatically.

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Mammoney: Well, that's cute...

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Satan: *upbeat, engaged* When you need to find a book, you can use this computer here to look it up. It will search their giant inventory and choose the books that best fit whatever it is you’re looking for. It’s not hard to use. I think you’ll be able to figure it out on your own.

Satan: Okay then. Since we’re not in a hurry, why don’t we take some time to look around on our own? I want to do a little reading myself now. And it would be good if you get an idea of what sort of books they have here. Well then, I’ll be over in that area reading. Have fun.

…

Try using the computer to search for something.

What are you going to search for?

Study reference books.

Manga.

Books on art.

Satan: *raises brows* ...Interesting. So that’s what you’re hoping to find, eh?

You’re still here?

Satan: *smiles* Well, I was passing by on my way to the seating area you see over there.

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2. Yeah, I searched for this on a whim.

Satan: So, let’s see what you’ve got on the screen there...

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3. You startled me!

Satan: *winces* Ooh, sorry.

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Satan: If you’re looking for study reference books, you can find them on the second basement level. I recommend the ones published by Scholarly Devil Press. They do a good job of summarizing the main points of the text in a way that’s easy to understand. You’ll find them in row D, fourth shelf up. But if you don’t enter through the door on the east side, you’ll end up having to go around the long way. So be careful.

Satan: All of the manga is over in the new annex, so you’ll save time by going there first. Each floor covers a different genre. I recommend A Fallen Angel in His Prime, which you can find on the sixth floor, row F, second shelf up. There are plenty of funny parts, and the story moves along at a nice pace, but there are also a lot of unexpected twists that show up when you least expect them. It really is excellent.

Satan: So, you’re looking for books on art… I’m guessing that our trip to the gallery earlier inspired you? Good. I like where this is headed. In that case, you should head to the next floor up and look at rows H through K. It’s fun to pull out each book one by one and look at the art on their covers.

Wow, you sure know a lot about this place.

Satan: Well, the library is sort of like my second home, after all.

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2. Guess I don’t need the computer with you around.

Satan: *guilty wince* Ah, right...I guess I’m not helping you learn how to use the computer to look up stuff, am I?

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3. Thanks.

Satan: *sheepish smile, embarrassed* Am I butting in a little too much?

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Satan: *self-conscious* I’ve looked through every book here in the library, and I remember where each and every one of them is located. So, I couldn’t help but want to offer advice. Anyway, when I’m here with you, it’s definitely going to be faster to ask me where things are rather than looking them up on the computer.

Satan: *smiles* Well then, as long as I’m here, I might as well show you to the floor where you’ll find your books. Come on, this way.

*time skip*

Satan: When you’re ready to leave with your books, you check them out at the counter we passed earlier. And to head over to the new annex, use that passageway there. 

As I look up at the wall of the hallway, I notice a giant portrait of Lucifer hanging there.

Oh…wow.

Satan: *looks over at it too* I see you’ve noticed. Well, I guess it’s hard not to when you pass through here. With the way he’s featured so prominently up there, looking all impressive.

Satan: … 

What’s wrong?

Satan: I...hm. I was remembering some stuff.

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2. Lucifer really is handsome, huh?

Satan: *frowns* Eh, I dunno. I mean, it’s hard for me to judge. Probably since he’s my brother… You know…

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3. Stay quiet, and see what he says next.

Satan: *sighs*

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Satan: *grim* I guess maybe you’re still not aware of this… The truth is...Lucifer and I used to be the same being. We shared the same body. But he was defeated in battle and cut off his own wings—all six of them.

Satan: That’s when it happened… A burning, unstoppable rage erupted from within Lucifer, splitting off from him. And the part that split off...was me.

Satan: *frustrated* I guess ever since then, I’ve always wished I could be different from him. But no matter what I do, I always feel like I’m smaller somehow. Like, I’m just a fragment of him and nothing more.

Satan: *shakes head* … 

Satan: …*expression softens* Maybe it’s only an inferiority complex. *re-composes self* Sorry. I shouldn’t have let you see this side of me. It’s embarrassing.

Comfort him.

Satan: ...*raises brows, surprised* What’s that now? Brothers, even if they’re identical twins, are their own people—with their own personalities and their own sets of skills?

Comfort him.

Satan: *grows serious* ...So, you’re saying I’m not part of Lucifer, but my own person? You really think so? And you think that I can stop comparing myself to him?

Exactly!

*emotional music plays*

Satan: *taken aback, surprised* I’d never thought about it like that before… I’ve always wanted to be different from Lucifer. It’s all I’ve ever thought about. But now that you put it that way, you’re right. Beel and Belphie are twins too, but they couldn’t be more different…! *grins, chuckling* I see, yeah...yeah, that makes sense.

*time skip*

*fade to HOL hallway*

Satan: *sighs* Wow, guess we stayed out pretty late, huh?

Satan: *grows serious* …Listen. I’m really glad we got to spend the evening together, Chise. *smiles* Thanks.

Sure. And thank you, Satan.

Lucifer: ...Well, this is unusual. Did you two come back together?

Satan: *startles* Ah…!

Lucifer: … *chuckles, goes to leave*

Satan: Lucifer, wait.

Lucifer: What?

Satan: *smiles* Chise and I spent the whole evening together, you know. From the time classes ended to right now. *smile turns into a smirk* *snickers* Hehehe. I bet you’d like to know where we went, wouldn’t you? But too bad, because I’m not telling.

Lucifer: … 

Satan: *chuckles impishly* You know, we really did have a good time. Maybe we should’ve invited you along, too? I feel bad, seeing as how I’m closer to Chise than you are after tonight.

Lucifer: … *smiles* 

Lucifer: I’m glad you made a friend, Satan. ...Good for you.

End.

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Text chat: Presentation (from Satan)

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Satan: I finally saw it, Chise.

Satan: The really popular movie that everyone is talking about.

Satan: “THAT: To See It Is to Meet Your End.”

What movie is that?

Satan: 🤯

Satan: Hold on, you’re serious?

Satan: You mean you don’t know what “THAT” is?

Satan: There have been so many commercials for it on TV lately.

Satan: It’s hard to believe that you haven’t seen it yet, much less heard of it.

Satan: Meaning that you have little interest in movies or the like…?

Not necessarily.

Satan: Is that so?

Satan: That sounds awfully suspicious.

Satan: 🤨

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2. I guess not.

Satan: What a waste. And to think, you could be having the time of your life, Chise.

Satan: 😔

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Satan: Of all forms of art, movies are perhaps the easiest to get your hand on.

Satan: If you want to grow to be more cultured, I would suggest that you seek out every opportunity to watch them.

Satan: I’ve got it.

Satan: Since you seem so disinterested in it, how about I fill you in on exactly why “THAT” is worth your time.

Thanks.

Satan: It is my pleasure.

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2. Can’t this wait until later?

Satan: Here we go.

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Satan: “THAT” is a horror movie, unabashedly so.

Satan: It is a story about a monster that tries to lay claim over a person’s heart and the children that stand against it.

Satan: Though the monster is quite the knave.

Satan: It knows the children’s greatest fear and uses that knowledge to scare them.

Satan: And once their hair has gone white with abject fear…CHOMP! Down his gullet they go.

Satan: The more fear-glutted they are, the better they taste—or so the monster thinks.

Satan: A monster that will use any underhanded trick it can muster to induce fear, and the children that stand opposing it, wringing out every last bit of bravery they have in the process…

Satan: Explaining any further would spoil the movie… It was amusing. It’d give some action movies out there a run for their money.

Satan: …But even my explaining it wouldn’t accurately convey just how good this movie is.

Satan: 😢

Satan: So I guess that means that we’ll have to go and see it together. Right now.

Satan: “A picture is worth a thousand words,” as they say.

Satan: After hearing what I’ve had to say, you’ve most certainly grown interested enough to want to see how it ends, right?

I want to see it!

Satan: 😃

Satan: Great. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Satan: Fantastic. I’m glad to see the movie has piqued your interest.

Satan: Then shall we meet at the entrance of the House of Lamentation?

Satan: And be sure not to mention this to my brothers.

Satan: We’ve finally got a reason to spend time together.

Satan: I wouldn’t want anyone getting in the way of that.

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2. I’m not so sure...

Satan: …Then give my explanation another read, and pay attention this time.

Satan: Read it aloud if that’s what it takes.

Satan: Well, have you finally come around to seeing “THAT”? 

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Text chat: Marry Me! (from The Demon Brothers(6))

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Asmo: Ugh, what am I going to do? I’ve been working forever, and I’m still not done with my homework for tomorrow! 😭

Beel: I’m hungry…

Levi: Well, I’ve set my DVR to record “Life’s a Breeze Now That I’ve Been Reborn as a Demon,” so I’m going to go ahead and go to bed.

Mammon: I’ve got no reason to live anymore… Lucifer took my credit card away from me again. My baby’s been kidnapped…

Satan: @Asmo I’ve already finished tomorrow’s homework. Want to take a look at it later?

Satan: @Beel I actually just finished making salmon sandwiches. If you come to the kitchen, you can have one.

Satan: @Levi I heard Solomon mention that your show was going to be on an hour later than usual this week. Are you sure you set the time right?

Satan: @Mammon it’s behind the painting of the prairie hanging near the front door.

Asmo: Satan, I love you! Marry me! 😄😄

Beel: Marry me, too. I’ll make you the happiest demon in the Devildom.

Levi: I’m still allowed to be an otaku if we get married, right?

Mammon: Even if we tie the knot, I’m still not getting a job or anything. You’re OK with that, right?

Satan: I don’t know. I usually go for the older, independent type.

Lucifer: You mean like me?

Asmo: *dismayed outrage* You can’t be serious! This market only comes around once every few decades!

Mammon: *glares darkly* That’s right! Come on, Lucifer, let us go!

*Beel’s stomach rumbles*

Beel: *rubs stomach with puppy-dog-eyed pleading* Please… 

Lucifer: …*sighs with resignation* Two of you may go. The rest will stay here to clean.

Mammon: *beams* Okay! Let’s draw cards...

Satan: Rock, paper, scissors is more fair.

Mammon: *immediate petulant outrage* C’MON!

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AsmoBaby: Seems like an easy quiz.

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*Devildom market*

Satan: *smiles, relaxed* The limited-edition market never fails to draw a large crowd. Chise, stay close, okay?

I’m glad we got to go.

Satan: *sighs heavily* Mammon and Asmo were grumbling when we left. Even though they agreed to the game, they can be such sore losers.

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2. Can I hold your hand?

Satan: *steps closer with a happy chuckle* Of course. We’re on a date after all.

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(???) Oh, well if it isn’t Satan and Chise!

Satan: *raises brows* Hm? ...Oh, Little D. No. 2. What are you doing here?

Little D. No. 2: The main sponsor for this market is a friend of Lord Diavolo, so he had me come and help out. Oh, speaking of! Why don’t you two join our stamp rally?

Satan: A stamp rally?

Little D. No. 2: See, when you buy something at the market, they ask you a question, and if you get the answer right, you’ll receive a stamp. Once you collect enough stamps, you’ll get a wonderful prize!

Satan: *touches chin with a nod, smiling* Oh, that sounds like fun.

*time skip*

Satan: …Okay then. We got the mattress Belphie wanted. It’ll be shipped to the House of Lamentation for us...and we got Asmo’s skin care set and the figures Levi begged us to buy.  

Satan: *smiles engagingly* We’re doing well on the stamp rally too. All of our answers have been correct so far. *grimaces slightly, humming in disappointment* But...aren’t the questions way too easy?

Maybe they’re going easy on us.

Satan: *nods thoughtfully* Right? The first one was “The three worlds are the Devildom, the Celestial Realm and...?” *sighs, disappointed* Even as a warm up, that was a bit disappointing.

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2. I don’t think so...

Satan: The only one you couldn’t answer was...“What’s the name of the pathway that connects the Devildom and the human world?” The answer is the “Eight Layers of the Devildom”. *smiles encouragingly* Well, you’ll most likely never have any business going down there, but it wouldn’t hurt to remember.

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Satan: The burgers that Beel wanted us to pick up are...over there it seems. *smiles* At this rate, the stamp rally prize will be ours too. Let’s keep this up.

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monSOLO: One rare book after another.

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Satan: *sighs tiredly* Phew... We ended up buying a lot. With the blood-painted ticket set for Mammon, we’ve purchased everything that my brothers asked for. *smiles charmingly, holding eye contact* Chise, is there anywhere you want to check out?

We can go where you’d like to go.

Satan: *winces guiltily* ...Could you tell that I’ve been waiting? *smiles gratefully, affectionate* Thank you. Let’s head to the second-hand bookshop. 

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2. What about Lucifer?

Satan: *scoffs, scowling irritably* He doesn’t need anything. 

Satan: *expression falls, looks down with a bit of sad shame* …

Satan: *meets eyes hesitantly, uncertain, mixed feelings* ...Then again, he allowed us to come here instead of help everyone clean today, so… *tentatively touches chest, looking sad and uncomfortable* ...I guess we could buy him some special coffee beans from the market.

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3. I want to look at the accessories.

Satan: *smiles affectionately* Oh, this ring is designed to look like a salamander. It suits you, Chise. Let me buy it for you.

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Satan: *looking over at a stall, speaking seriously* I’d like these books delivered to this address, please. Oh, can I add that history book in the corner as well? And I want that cat photobook on the left too. *brows draw together in saddened disappointment* I guess they don’t have Magical Fungi of the Three Worlds: Distribution and Ecology...

Satan: *wide-eyed, shocked gasp* ...Th-This is...the first edition of the Encyclopaedia of the Devildom!

*time skip*

Satan: *sighs contentedly, smiling* ...I’m so glad we came. Sorry for dragging you around like this. Let’s go and take a break at a café after we answer this next question for the stamp rally.

Satan: ...Huh? *raises brows in surprise* We’ll receive a catalogue of rare republished books if we get this question right? *lights up with a genuine smile* What a coincidence. That’s what I came here looking for in the first place. Let’s get that catalogue and be on our way.

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L3V1: Definitely fishy.

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Satan: *scowls severely* Grr... *grimaces* This question is a lot harder than the ones we had before. *noise of frustration* I have no idea what the answer is... But this is my one chance to finally get my hands on that catalogue... 

Leave it to me!

Satan: *nods seriously* Good idea, you know more about the human world than anyone... You can do it, Chise!

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2. Can I go with my gut?

Satan: *nods seriously* Sure, I haven’t the slightest clue anyway. We might as well give it a shot. *smiles encouragingly* I trust your gut.

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*small time skip*

*fade to café dining room*

Satan: *beams, happy sparkles* I wouldn’t have been able to get my catalogue without your help, Chise. *smiles sincerely, engagingly* I’ll buy you a treat as thanks. Order whatever you want. 

*small time skip*

Satan: *upbeat* The butchered cheesecake was amazing. ...Oh, another question, huh? *nods, frowning thoughtfully* “Name three things that you love about the person most precious to you.”

Satan: *perks up with an eye-crinkling smile of delight* They must want me to name three things I love about you then.

Satan: *eyes meet yours, full of open affection* Well, first off, I love your determination even in the face of adversity. Next, I love how deeply you care about everyone, and your adorable smile, and... *raises brows in realization* Oh, I guess that’s three. *laughs sheepishly, embarrassed* I could go on and on.

(???) *whistle* Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?!

Satan: Little D. No. 2?! Why are you here...? 

Little D. No. 2: I came to take a look at how you’re doing in the stamp rally. 

*pathetic popping sound, very minimal camera shaking*

Little D. No. 2: It looks like we have a winner! Congratulations on collecting all the stamps! Your prize is this lovey-dovey candy!

Satan: *looking extremely doubtful/confused* “Lovey-dovey candy”...? Who came up with such an awful name...? 

Little D. No. 2: This will make your love for each other burn brighter than a thousand suns!

*fade to HOL common room*

Asmo: *happy smile* Hey! Welcome back! How was the market?

Satan: *smiles back cheerfully* It was fun. We made sure to get everything you asked for. 

Asmo: I knew I could count on you, Satan! You too, Chise!

Mammon: *immediate wide-eyed panic* H-Hey, you two...! What’s with the hand-holdin’, huh?! 

Belphie: *sniffs the air curiously* Do you guys smell something...sweet? 

We’re lovey-dovey, that’s why.

Mammon: EXCUSE MEEEEEEEEE?!

Levi: *short, impatient sigh* Shut up, Mammon. Also, Lucifer’s mad at you for not dusting properly.

Mammon: *outraged* There are more important things to focus on right now! 

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2. We had some lovey-dovey candy.

Beel: *gasps* *smiles* I want some too.

Satan: *shakes head apologetically* There’s none left, sorry. We won it in the stamp rally and we only got a piece for myself and Chise.

Beel: *face falls into a sad, disappointed pout* Oh…

Satan: *chuckles* Don’t pout. We did buy you the headless dragon deluxe burger.

Beel: *lights right back up, bouncing in excitement* Oh!

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Satan: *moves closer, smiling warmly* Chise, thanks for today. *eyes crinkle happily* I enjoyed the market, but I liked spending the whole day with you the most. 

Satan: *chuckles, holding eye contact flirtatiously* ...We can keep on being lovey-dovey, can’t we?

End.

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Text chat: The Truth Behind the Lovey-Dovey Candy (from The Fantastic Three(3))

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Lucifer: I heard that Little D. No. 2 helped out at the market.

Diavolo: 🙂‍↕️

Diavolo: Yes, I believe he was helping with the stamp rally.

Lucifer: According to Chise, their prize for collecting all the stamps was some “lovey-dovey candy”.

Lucifer: I have never heard of such candy before. Do you know what it is?

Diavolo: Lovey-dovey candy?

Diavolo: It’s the first I've heard of it.

Barbatos: ✋

Barbatos: I think I know.

Diavolo: 😶?

Barbatos: The other day I was organizing the pantry in the Demon Lord’s castle…

Barbatos: …and I found a large amount of candy left over from a party we had quite a while ago.

Barbatos: I gave it all to Little D. No. 2 as thanks for helping out.

Barbatos: I believe that’s what Satan and Chise got.

Lucifer: I see.

Lucifer: So he’s simply handing out ordinary candy under a fancy name,

Diavolo: Sounds like something he would do.

Barbatos: Did Satan actually believe it?

Lucifer: I doubt that he would fall for a trick like that.

Lucifer: He most likely pretended to believe it so that he could get closer to Chise.

Lucifer: Who knew he had such an endearing side…

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Mammoney: For real?! OW YEAH!

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Satan: I may not be human… *noise of amusement* but I did my best to come up with a fitting Valentine’s Day gift for you. *chuckles, radiating confidence* I’m well aware of the sorts of things people like up in the human world. Humans love getting rare and precious items as gifts. You’re all like that.

Satan: *frowns, touching his chin with a thoughtful nod* ...Though really, I guess we demons are the same in that regard. *smiles cluelessly* Because when you own something rare and expensive, you feel superior to others. It feels good.

Yeah, I guess you’ve got a point.

Satan: Exactly. That’s how people’s brains work, right? 

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2. That’s not necessarily true for everyone.

Satan: *frowns severely, shaking head* Well, every human I’ve ever encountered has been like that, at least. 

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3. That’s not true.

Satan: *smiles confidently* You don’t think so? Well, I’ve got something for you that might change your mind. 

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Satan: *smiles* Go ahead and open this box.

Open it now.

*crinkling noise*

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2. Hesitate.

Satan: *frowns with a noise of impatience* Go on, hurry up and open it.

2. A) Open it.

*crinkling noise*

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Satan: *smiles with a confident chuckle* So, what do you think? Beautiful, aren’t they? They’re corundum crystals. Though I suppose that’s not a word everyone is familiar with. Rubies, sapphires, emeralds...all of those are varieties of corundum.

Satan: These happen to be very high-grade corundum crystals. The sort that would be housed in museums in the human world. *laughs cheerfully, straightening with an eye-crinkling smile* Go ahead, pick whichever ones you like and take them. In fact, you can have the entire box if you want.

No thanks.

Satan: *visibly starts, eyes widening in perplexed shock* Wait, what...? 

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LordDiavolo: That was unexpected.

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Satan: *stares in shock* No thanks...? Are you insane? Do you feel bad accepting something so expensive? Or are you just turning them down out of pride? *looks aside with a sigh of frustration, exasperated* These aren’t like those fake gemstones you find all over the human world. These are the real thing!

Satan: *straightens, smiling cheerfully with a change of tactics* Here, what about this sapphire? Do you know the origin of the word “sapphire”? I’ve read that it comes from a human world language, ancient Sanskrit. Apparently it means “treasured by demons.” *laughs, eyes crinkling with a press of his hand over his heart* That deep blue colour really suits you.

No thanks. 

Satan: So you weren’t joking around... This is as good as anything in Diavolo’s personal collection.

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2. Not interested. 

Satan: *gasps, eyes wide* Even here in the Devildom, these are rare and precious items...even more so than in the human world. Yet you’re really not interested?

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Satan: *recovers with a charming smile, fake-relaxing* Okay then, what do you want? Gold bars? Silver, maybe? *looks to the side with a thoughtful frown* Or is it social status you desire? Prestige? Is there some human somewhere who strikes your fancy? Who you’d like to put under your spell? *returns gaze with his charming, relaxed smile* Or perhaps there’s someone out there you’d like to kill? *nods, touching his chin with a thoughtful hum* The humans who summon us demons always desire stuff like that.

There’s something I’d like you to have.

Satan: *starts, taken aback once more* What…? 

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2. No thanks. But I want to give you something.

Satan: *raises brows with a noise of surprise* …?

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Satan: *frowns* You want to give me something?

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AsmoBaby: Where's mine?

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*time skip*

*RAD student council room*

Satan: *sighs impatiently* What’s going on? Why did you ask me to meet you here? You mentioned that there was something you wanted to give me... *looks to the side with an offended huff* Is that what this is about?

*music pauses*

Give him homemade sweets.

Satan: *startles in wide-eyed shock* Did you make these? For me? *expression softens, voice gentling* Well, they don’t exactly look pretty, but they do look delicious.

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2. Give him flowers.

Satan: *startles in wide-eyed shock* Flowers? Wait... Did you pick these out with me in mind? *voice softens with his delighted, eye-crinkling smile, dipping his head gratefully* You went to all that trouble just for me... 

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3. Give him a book.

Satan: *startles in wide-eyed shock* You’re giving me a book? Wait, no... All of the pages are blank, so it’s a diary? *voice softens with his delighted, eye-crinkling smile* You really came up with the perfect gift for me...

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*soft music plays: Bonds*

Satan: *nods to himself, frowning thoughtfully* ...I see. I feel like I finally understand. *smiles with a sigh of understanding* I get why you didn’t want to accept my gift. *looks down, brows drawn in shame* I thought that all humans wanted rare and precious things, no matter who they were. *meets eyes with a thoughtful frown* So I thought that surely you’d be happy getting something like that, too.

Satan: But I was only thinking of you as a human, lumping you together with all of the other humans… *touches his chest with a heavy sigh, brows furrowing sadly* I never actually thought about what would make you happy. ...I’m sorry.

There’s no need to apologize.

Satan: *sad softness* Hearing you say that actually makes me feel even more terrible about what I did. 

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2. Isn’t there something else you should be saying?

Satan: *raises brows* …Something else? Ah, you’re right. I forgot to thank you, didn’t I?

Satan: *breaks out into a sincere, grateful smile, inclining head in acknowledgment* Thank you, Chise. I really appreciate it.

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Satan: *looks aside with another sigh, shaking his head* However, I feel troubled. You gave me a gift, but I don’t have anything for you. At least, not on hand. *meets eyes again, expression serious, sincere* Would there happen to be something you want that I could give you? It doesn’t have to be something I have on me now. If you’ll take a rain check, I’m happy to—

Kiss him.

Satan: *gasps*…!

Satan: *presses hand over his heart, looking down with a fierce blush*

Satan: *looks up with a stern, admonishing frown, cheeks red* ...Well, this is no good at all. I’m supposed to be giving you a gift, but that felt like another gift for me. *expression grows earnest—desperate, or nervous* Allow me to return the favour...

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2. Hug him.

Satan: *yelps in surprise, wide-eyed* …Hey, are you even listening to what I’m saying? *looks aside, brows furrowed with anxious uncertainty* I asked if there’s anything you want that I could give you. 

Satan: *meets eyes with a self-conscious blush* Well… *lets out a relenting chuckle, brows drawing together in fond embarrassment* It’s not like there’s any hurry. You’ve got plenty of time to decide.

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3. Take his hand.

Satan: *sighs* *relents with a fond smile, relaxing* You know, it’s been centuries upon centuries since I’ve felt the urge to make someone else happy...

Satan: *touches his chest with a blush, gazing earnestly* ...Life is never boring when you’re around, is it Chise? 

End.

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Text chat: What's Up With That? (from The Demon Brothers (New)(7))

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Belphie: Guess who I just saw…

Beel: Who?

Belphie: Satan and MC.

Belphie: Out in the courtyard.

Mammon: What were they doing?!

Belphie: It looked kind of like they were getting cute with each other.

Mammon: WHAT?!

Levi: Ugh, normies! I wish they’d all just disappear!

Asmo: Hmm, maybe they are acting like that because of Valentine’s Day?

Beel: Valentine’s Day?

Mammon: What’s that supposed to be?

Levi: I know!

Levi: It’s this custom they have up in the human world.

Levi: A lot of dating sims have special Valentine’s Day events and stuff.

Asmo: It’s a day where couples get together and things get erotic. A day for love-making, right?

Mammon: 🤯😱

Levi: Well, sort of.

Lucifer: You’ve got it all wrong.

Belphie: That might be what Valentine’s Day is about to YOU, Asmo, but not to everyone else.

Asmo: You say they were “getting cute with each other,” how cute do you mean?

Asmo: Was there tongue involved?

Asmo: Were they wearing clothes?

Belphie: Asmo, shhh!

Mammon: Dammit, Satan!

Mammon: Why didn’t you tell us about Valentine’s Day, huh?!

Mammon: I want to do this Valentine’s Day stuff with MC, too! I want my Valentine time!

Satan: 😇😉

Satan: *smiles engagingly, cheerful* Asmo offered me a free ticket so I decided to check it out. I became a little obsessed. Especially with the character Devil Pawn. He’s an axe-wielding knight.

Satan: *chuckles happily, eyes crinkling with delight* At first glance he appears to be a brave and powerful knight, but underneath he has a huge soft spot for cats! The next thing I knew, I was looking at Devil Pawn merch. That’s how I got the devil axe.

You’re buying merch now...?

Satan: *flinches, cringing* Ngk…! Don’t make me say it again... I realize that I’ve passed the point of no return.

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2. You sound like Levi.

Satan: *immediately glare-pouts, shaking head in offense* Please don’t say that.

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Lucifer: Have you read the new one?

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Satan: *cheerful, relaxed* The escape room game was really intriguing. Every character has their own unique design and fully developed backstory that pulls the player into the game. I shouldn’t have expected any less from the famous author of a popular mystery novel series.

It sounds interesting.

Satan: *pleased, eager* The author is coming out with a new novel based on the escape room. I’ll lend it to you. I have a feeling you’ll like it a lot.

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2. Take a breath, Satan.

Satan: *winces, embarrassed* Oops... I was getting carried away, wasn’t I? *smiles softly* I’ve never been so fascinated with a game before.

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Satan: *chuckles, excited* Take a closer look at this axe. It’s a mere replica, yet the details are extraordinary. It’s incredibly high quality. I was actually thinking about going back to the Escape Manor shop to look at a few more items I had my eye on.

I want to go too.

Satan: *charming smile, eager* You’re more than welcome to come along. I assumed you were bored and that's why you came to see me. *smile widens, eyes crinkling in delight* This will be great. I wanted to tell you more about this masterpiece of a game anyway.

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2. Does that mean we can’t hang out today?

Satan: *smiles with doting amusement, as though you’re adorable* Well, you did come all the way over here to see me. Why don’t you come with me to the shop? I’d love your company.

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Mammoney: Bring back somethin' rare!

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*knick-knacks shop*

Satan: *cheerful, engaged* This is the souvenir shop. Visitors are allowed to enter even if they haven’t gone through the escape room yet. The King of Devils café is next door. Their entire menu is based off of the game. Let’s sit down and have lunch there later. Shopping comes first.

Satan: *touches chin, nodding thoughtfully* There’s a Devil Pawn figurine. It has such impressive details...

Get it!

Satan: *smiles gratefully* I think I will. It’ll look great sitting next to the axe.

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2. What if you lose interest in the game?

Satan: *hums doubtfully, expression uncertain* You have a point. *nods decisively* I’d better pass on the figurine.

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Satan: Hm? *smiles* They have pens with the characters on them. I could always use another nice pen. *smile widens in delight, happy sparkles* I like the design on this book cover. It has the devil’s crest on the front.

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Are you enjoying yourself?

Satan: *raises brows* Is it that obvious? ...*cringes a bit* I think I finally understand Levi’s obsession with games.

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2. I want to buy something for myself too.

Satan: *nods happily* Good idea. What do you want to buy? 

2. A) A ballpoint pen.

Satan: In that case, do you want to buy the same one as me? 

2. A-1) I’ll do that.

Satan: *laughs in delight, happy sparkles* Now, we have matching pens. *smiles engagingly* Look, there’s even a little cat mark hidden on the Devil Pawn pen. *eyes crinkle happily* I like finding small details like this.

2. A-1) I’ll get a different character.

Satan: *tilts head, studying choice* That one is the princess. *smiles* A warrior princess to be exact. She’s a popular character not only because she’s beautiful, but she’s powerful as well. *chuckles in delight* Do you like that one? I’m glad you found a character you like.

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2. I want to buy something for myself too.

Satan: Good idea. What do you want to buy? 

2. B) A keychain.

Satan: *inspects it with a hum, smiling* That’s the colour for the Royal Sorcerer. He’s one of the main characters, so it’s a good choice.

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Satan: *cheerful* I’m starting to feel a little hungry. What about you? I bought what I was looking for, so let’s get some food at the café.

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L3V1: Welcome to this world!

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*old-fashioned diner*

Satan: *cheerful* I ordered the knight curry. It's red curry with a poison carrot shaped like a devil axe in the center. 

Satan: Did you get the Prince and Princess omelette? I’ve never seen an omelette like that before. I wonder how they made half of it pink and the other half blue. *nods, smiling* Let’s try some.

*chew*

Satan: Mm...mmgh…?! *splutters, face beet-red, distressed* *cough* *cough*! …*winces, embarrassed* I wasn’t expecting the curry to be so spicy. I think they used death’s door hot sauce in the curry.

Let me have a bite.

Satan: *raises brows, hesitant* Here you go. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

*chew*

Satan: …*bemused disbelief* You don’t look to be affected by it at all. How is your mouth not on fire right now...?

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2. Have some water.

Satan: *takes it with an embarrassed blush, mouth flat* Thank you... *cough* *cough*… *sighs in relief, looking aside* Phew, I wasn’t expecting the curry to be so spicy...

Satan: *relenting smile, amused* If you can get past the initial heat, it’s actually very tasty. I might’ve found a new favourite food.

*fade to nighttime view off the Devildom bridge*

Satan: *smiles charmingly, gaze affectionate* Thank you for joining me today. I got this for you. It’s a magical item called the knight’s amulet. It’s used for defense in the game. The knight will sacrifice himself in order to protect the owner of the amulet.

Satan: *expression grows serious, hand on his heart* ...I may not be a real knight like Devil Pawn, but I still want to be the one to protect you.

Hug him.

*camera shake* *thwump*

Satan: *laughs in affectionate delight, happy sparkles* ...I’d do anything to make you happy. I enjoyed our day together. Thank you, Chise.

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2. Kiss him.

*closes eyes, surprising Satan with a kiss*

Satan: Mn…

Satan: *blushing deeply, brow furrowed in embarrassment* ...You could’ve warned me before doing something like that. *smiles warmly* But that kiss told me everything I needed to know. 

Satan: *grows somber* You’re surrounded by friends who are willing to drop everything to protect you. But I want to be the one you call on first. I want to be there ready to protect you before you even say my name. *expression softens, heartfelt pledge* I won’t allow anyone to get to you before I do.

2. A) Promise you’ll protect me forever.

Satan: *smiles tenderly* Of course. That’s why I can’t ever have you leave my side. I won’t be able to protect you if you do. *chuckles, eyes crinkling* Promise me.

2. B) I want to protect you too, Satan.

Satan: *laughs in surprised delight, happy sparkles* Nothing would make me happier. *peacefull, happy* I protect you and you protect me... Let’s promise to always be there for each other. 

Satan: I may not have an amulet to hold on to, but I suppose a kiss from you will do. *expression softens, blushing, holding gaze* Will you give me one more kiss, Chise...?

End.

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Text chat: Escape With Me (from Satan)

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Satan: 👋

Satan: I was thinking about going to Escape Manor one last time before the event ends.

Satan: Apparently there were some hidden easter eggs that I missed on my first run through.

Satan: Would you be interested in going with me?

I’ll think about it.

Satan: Okay.

Satan: Just wanted to ask.

Satan: Let me know if you feel like coming along.

(End)

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2. Absolutely!

Satan: Great.

Satan: You’re the only one who I wanted to go with.

Satan: When I went alone the first time, the scenario was for one player.

Satan: Apparently, the play through is different with two players. I’m looking forward to it.

Satan: Oh, that’s right.

Satan: Are you interested in reading one of the works from the author who supervised the event?

Satan: Each story is so well written that you won’t want to put it down.

2. A) I don’t want to read a novel.

Satan: I see.

Satan: In that case, I think a few works have been turned into a manga. I’ll ask Levi about it.

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2. B) I’d love to read one.

Satan: I’ll bring a few over for you then.

Satan: Wait for me.