pairing: bakugou katsuki x reader
scenario: class a was off on a retreat when they decided that there was no better time to play match makers than now, for their two friends who obviously like each other very much. too bad it only ended up being a colossal of failures.
"alright girls, listen up!"
"boys let's get down to business."
“we all know those two, ahem— heartgoboom. that’s their code name, both like each other correct?"
"our bakubro needs all the help he can get. now he might not say it but everyone with a pair of eyes can see that he has the hots for a certain someone right? everybody who can attest say I—“
“for our plan I was thinking of creating a romantic atmosphere. like getting them to sit next to each other during meal time.”
“my bright idea, heh get it? is to lock them inside the storage room— whose with me?!”
“see it’s all about building up the moment in those unprecedented times making a sure fire way to get them to smooch!“
“then they can totally fuck.”
“if we do this correctly they’ll confess to each other and it’s a mission success!!”
“remember the saying, fuck if we do, fuck if we don’t— let’s fuck!”
“kaminari I don’t think that’s even a saying—“
maybe you should’ve clocked that a plan was admist but you just didn’t know what it could be. because really for what reason do your classmates have to be cutting you off in the line constantly. mina, tsu, uraraka actually all the girls, heck even koda quietly shuffled infront of you.
honestly you were tethering the edge of snapping so when aoyama ever so dazzlingly went ahead of you, your patience had run thin. about to call him out before you heard shouting from a distance.
“WAIT!!! WAIT BAKUGOU MAN I NEED TO TELL YOU THAT—“ kaminari screamed clinging to the pissed off boy.
“DON’T CARE! DON’T GIVE A SINGLE SHIT! I’M GONNA BE FUCKING LATE SO GET OFF MY DAMN LEG!!”
“PLEASE I HAVE FAMILY!!!!” the electric user desperately yelps.
bakugou only looked at him with a fed up expression.
“WHAT IN THE HELL DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!!???” he yelled before flinging kaminari into the air.
surprisingly he landed near the entrance of the bus and not the stratosphere so you guessed that was good. it would be too bad if someone funny dissapeared like that but then again another person did get ahead of you so maybe not.
turning around you looked at bakugou, sarcastically asking him if he was gonna cut you off too.
“the fuck? no. I’m not gonna get worked up about fucking seats on the bus.” he snaps getting you a little bit riled up because everything was just annoying you at this point.
“well you don’t have to imply that I’m being childish about it.”
“what? I’m not even saying that. why are you so—“
“no! when the hell did I even say that!!?”
then a constant stream of arguments stemmed from you two as the perpetrators watched the scene. okay maybe they shouldn’t have annoyed you two too much to the point of getting mad at each other as well.
attempt two: cooking in pairs? no— cooking in despair
after setting up your things in the designated room you shared with hagakure, you quickly unpacked to head outside and help make lunch. everyone got a choice whether they wanted to help cook or clean afterwards and you of course chose the former, not wanting to deal with the messy tables and plates.
“also you’re paired with bakugou by the way!” she exclaimed from where she sat outside the closet.
“really?” you murmured but didn’t question any further since you did miss the role assigning due to needing to use the bathroom.
stepping outside to the bustling kitchen you neared the cutting area. seeing the mountain of vegetables left totally untouched. where was he?
you thought maybe he’d come a little later but he ended up never coming at all which made you extremely frustrated since he was assigned with you to do the task. to y’know help each other but nooo you had to cut every carrot, every tomato, every potato and damn it the onions are making you tear up.
“heya where’s bakugou?” jiro asked nervously looking around.
“I don’t know, maybe he had better things to do than stay here with me of all people.”
before she could reply a group of steps could be heard coming out of the forest. there, were a few of the boys carrying buckets of water that included the one and only bakugou ‘you’re by yourself’ katsuki.
“well, well, well, look whose here.” you uttered with disdain as they came closer.
the blonde looked at you in confusion and the audacity of it was unreal. since you zeroed in only him you didn’t notice the others with nervous grins and doomed expressions.
“what’s wrong now?” he asked firmly but never with his typical bark even when he’s yelling, not with you.
“nothing. just thought that it could’ve nice if you came and helped me cut some of these up.” you answered sarcastically, annoyance evident in your face.
“so you need help? you could’ve said so. didn’t need to be a brat about it.” he replied in a banterly manner, going to stand next to you but that honestly only made you angrier.
“the nerve of you pisses me of— ugh! you do the rest yourself!!” you yelled before stomping away.
“the fuck just happened.” he muttered staring at your disappearing figure.
the rest could only sigh in defeat while glaring at kaminari who failed to switch with bakugou.
attempt three: right— no wrong!
after the warm meal what better way to cool off than to take a dip in the nice and refreshing river. putting on your school approved swimsuit you joined the others who were gearing up to play chicken fight.
“oh— whose joining?” you asked after being pulled next to Hagakure near the water.
“all the girls and a couple of the boys! here pick a stick.”
staring at the few multi colored sticks inside the cup you glanced a little longer at the orange colored one. huffing at the fact that you still picked it despite being currently mad at him.
“HOLD ON!!” screamed momo from a few steps away.
“yes?” you wondered, surprised at her unusual outburst.
“I— well ah….so…the thing is….nevermind.” she whispered not wanting to blow their scheme.
turning to look for your partner you saw the boys huddled up and separating, seeming to be done choosing. from what you could see the one with the same color as you was none other than ojiro which you guess wasn’t bad. just not what you were aiming for.
on the other hand the blonde you did want— not that you would admit, who surprisingly even joined was with cheeks as he so annoyingly calls. now that you’re thinking about it everyone gets a deprecating nickname and she gets something cute?! you get it, she really is but damn it didn’t help your growing envy.
even more so when he seemed hellbent on getting your team to lose. with everyone cheering as they won in the end with him looking so smug. as if he successfully achieved his mission.
probably to show off to uraraka.
attempt four: whose your crush?
still upset with him you actively avoided being near him during the night’s bonfire. choosing to sit next to mina instead who brought up playing the ever so popular game of truth or dare.
“so who wants to go first?” she asked cheerfully, glancing at two targets in particular before excitedly announcing bakugou’s name.
“truth.” he answered not even hesitating, probably cause it was the fastest to complete than some dare.
“describe your crush in one word.” she grinned evilly, palms excitedly holding each other.
he took one deep breath, leaning his head up towards the sky. drink a few inches away from his lips that uttered words in a tone different from what they usually hear.
well that just about sealed your hopes, subconsciously shutting down what’s happening around, not realizing it was your turn.
you really didn’t want to play any games right now but you’re not gonna let bakugou of all people dictate your ability to have fun.
“truth.” you decided, not wanting to do anymore kind of physical labor.
the pink hero hummed as of thinking of a question but immediately bites the bullet.
silence fell upon the chatters of your classmate, fire cracking ever so softly. each person on the edge of their seats at your reply.
“I don’t know anymore.” you replied solemnly, which didn’t go unnoticed by the red eyed boy who you made quick eye contact with before looking away.
“oh, well that’s okay! why don’t you ask someone else now?”
“no it’s alright, someone else can have my turn.” you nodded getting up from the log.
“I need to take a breather for a minute.”
with that you left with a certain blonde right at your tail.
“we totally fucked up.” kaminari spoke out loud, the girls looking at him in disagreement.
“we? you were supposed to get him to swap with you on time and they were supposed to be together during the meal preparation!!”
“oh don’t pin the blame on us! whose good idea was it to get them annoyed this morning?!”
“as if it wasn’t you that didn’t tell ojiro about the plan!”
“we didn’t know orange was also his favorite color!!!!”
and so a long argument ensued between everybody involved. going back and forth for most of the starry night, leaving the desired pair to deal with the mess unknowingly caused by them.
man, were they shit matchmakers.
on everything you held dear you tried your best to ignore him calling your name multiple times but you were just so over it all.
“what do you want?” you asked, voice devoid of any warmth.
“tell me what I did wrong.” he spoke honestly, tone holding no kind of anger but a semblance of fear and vulnerability.
but you didn’t reply, feet digging firmly to the soft blades of the grass underneath.
“is it because I like you?”
both of your hands that was wrapped around your shoulders as well as your heart dropped— instantly beating as fast as a bullet train.
“are you sure? cause you have a weird way of showing it.” you grimaced.
his face twisted to a confused look, stepping a little closer to where you were.
“can you tell me the times on how I made you feel that way?” he asked softly, patience almost a hundred percent not given to no one else.
“well first of all this morning you were annoyed at me.”
“I wasn’t. that damned pikachu just put me in a sour mood.”
“I guess he does that often to you. but you also left me to cut most of the vegetables when you were assigned to do it with me.” you reasoned warily.
“what?” he asked, stilling in his spot.
“oh don’t act like you weren’t— hagakure told me so!”
“well she was dead wrong because I was assigned on water duty.”
“yeah but that trio of dumbasses kept bothering me to— they kept bothering me to switch with that zappy idiot.” he answered almost like he came to a revelation.
“then what about during the water fight? you were definitely targeting me!”
“only because I didn’t want you on tails’ shoulder as long as you already have.”
“well you described your crush just a couple minutes ago.”
“yeah.” he nodded looking at your pouty face, eyes wobbling near close to tears.
“you said they were cute.” you said sharply, eyes finally meeting his gaze that was fully set on you.
“you are.” he said as if it was a world known fact.
“who did you think I was talking about?”
“It’s not uraraka?” you asked to confirm.
“no dumbass. it’s always been you.” he answered pulling you in his arms.
“you’re the dummy!” you yelled sinking further in his chest.
“we can be dumb together then.” he murmured as he rest his chin on top of your head.
the moment being serene and peaceful until a soft cheer could be heard from the bushes.
“can you get new friends?” bakugou asked, eyes shut firmly with a familiar frown.
“I’m sure they mean well.” you muttered, smiling slightly.
“aren’t we your friends too bakubro?!”
“NOT AFTER THE BULLSHIT YOU ALL PULLED— ALMOST MADE ME LOSE MY DAMN GIRL!! FUCK OFF!” he scowled, turning to the culprits as he aimed with his hand burning a familiar glow.
“BAKUGOU NO— WE’RE SORRY!!”
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