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This is my addition to pixelday 2020 on Newgrounds. It was fun trying to mimick certain styles for this. I did start running out of time at a point and coundnt do all i wanted to do, but oh well.

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taylortut

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

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i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything

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You pleased a mad fae trickster

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eternal-fractal

i am absolutely certain that pen will undo any curse or enchantment places on whoever it shines on.

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Reblog the pen of quick wit to undo any curse or enchantment placed upon you

catchymemes

https://www.instagram.com/unfinstory/

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Credit: @Unifins

theanxiouscupcake

i can’t stop laughing lmaoooooooo please

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kropotkindersurprise

December 15 2019 - The UFC’s biggest MAGA piece of shit (other than president Dana White) Colby Covington just had a title fight against Nigerian immigrant champion Kamaru Usman. During the fight Colby got his jaw broken, got knocked out in the last round and then proceeded to literally run away during the champ’s victory announcement. [video]/[video]/[video]

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“This fight is greater than me just beating up a guy that’s talking a lot of shit. This fight means a lot to me, so when I get a chance to put my hands on this guy let’s just know it’s the wrath of every single immigrant that has stepped foot in this country.” - Kamaru Usman

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Boom

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reblog if the bottom party is just as beautiful as the top party

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snuffysbox

tfw u realize Taako is basically Gina Linetti.

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Emily Carroll

thelibrarina

I reblog this every time I see it, because the part that makes this so horrific to me, is that the room is a direct callback to Goodnight Moon. It takes this memory of safety and security and turns it directly upside down and I love it.

secondclassvines

“The type of thing you look back on as a major sign that you’re actually a girl”

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