Beneath The Streets Of The City With My Brethren

you know it’s going downhill again when you’re back on the fanfic bullshit.

doesn’t everyone constantly feel like they’re acting. All the time

if you dont like bush you literally dont deserve to fuck

he invaded iraq???

oh

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" ok? well i am drowning, there is no sign of land. you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand and i hope you die, i hope we both die

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

loid is actually a perfectly normal dad, the only difference is that anya can read his mind and figure out his past experiences instead of having him drop his lore 7 years later randomly on a thursday evening