Welcome to Ix's Gender Cave

living by my awesome sword #mysword

wait they're telling me theres another cool thing I have to do by the sword now

Are You Fucking Kidding Me.

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

Girl you do NOT want my scared ass behind the wheel I'll take you all with me whether I'm trying to or not

turns out all the people who added notes like “this is so adhd” were correct

Guys what the fuck happens in pirate101 im too lazy to research the lore

Bi rat gay cat bitter exes. Also you get to choose how your parents die

pope Francis literally rose from the deathbed just to tell JD Vance to eat shit and then died on Easter. a true diva until his end.

It's crazy how giant squids and sperm whales just have like giant kaiju battles down in the deepest depths everyday and it's real

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor