Disaster

can you come over and hurt me sorry i mean hurt me i mean hurt me i mean hurt me i mean hurt me sorry i mean hurt me i mean hurt me i mean

nooo please don’t pull me closer by the belt loops of my pants👀👀👀👀👀 that would be so annoying👀👀👀 if it happened to me👀👀👀

Makes me feel warm inside when a cute mutual likes my gross posts.

i need to make out and cuddle with someone so bad it's bordering on pathetic now

thinking about someone forcing random objects in me and filming it to embarrass me later

something about having an owner who speaks a language i don’t,,, them teaching me commands that i don’t actually know the meaning of,,, them talking over me with their friends, talking about sharing me without me understanding just sitting at their feet feeling like a dumb puppy perking up when i hear my favourite phrases

Waking up from a drug induced sleep after a date to find yourself tied to a bedpost. Your first thought would probably be to panic, but why? You aren't bound tightly, just enough to keep you in place under the covers. Like the way an owner ties their dog to a post before stepping into a grocery store, a secure hold that says "You'll be okay, just stay here until I get back." Really think about what you gain from struggling and possibly escaping. Leaving the warm sheets and the dedicated captor for what? Work? Bills? Family stress? It's natural to feel a twinge of guilt for the thought of staying and forgetting everything else, but it's better if you just relax and settle back into your new bed.

the "gifted kid" to "likes being called stupid in a sexual way" pipeline