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#local russian spies almost break deep cover to win an argument with their daughter

For Ebbs. Happy birthday! 

The Americans s1 fic where Stan has a Russian test he has to study for and he asks Philip to quiz him and Philip can only go all “oh is that how it’s pronounced? interesting” when Stan places the stress completely wrong/butchers the pronunciation

the way elizabeth makes up an undercover character who says “I was sick for three months and he was so great. Took care of me and the kids..I’m not saying I wish he was sick, but I wish I had the chance to show him I’d take care of him the same way” when we know that’s how she feels about Philip and when Philip while he’s undercover running annalise tells her “you don’t think it kills me to watch the woman I love give herself to another man even if it’s for a cause bigger than both of us?” And he’s talking about elizabeth. And they just never tell each other....I would like this show to stop bullying me now

philip and elizabeth jennings are everything. they're in a fake marriage. they're in a real marriage. they're divorced. they have two kids together. they're childless. they're strangers. they know each other more intimately than anyone ever could. they don't know each other's real names. they're an unrequited love story. they're mutually pining. they're not soulmates. their souls are shaped the same. they dont get along. theyre dedicated to one another on levels none could ever imagine. theyre seeing other people. they're heros. they're traitors. they're comrades. they're enemies. they're best friends. they're lovers. they were handed their marriage in an envelop. they said their vows hidden under the cover of night. they would kill each other. they would kill for each other. they would die for each other. she's his right hand arm man. he's her silly rabbit. etc etc etc forever and ever and ever

if albus went with gellert to pursue their dreams gellert would have proposed to albus with resurrection stone ring

Ben Gvir is a convicted terrorist and needs to be in fucking jail, for the sake of literally everyone

anne bonny the character of all time. she’s one of the deadliest people in the show. she’s soul-tied to the 18th century pirate version of a rat terrier. she comes to grips with being gay only after committing double homicide about it. she probably bites. she deeply needs to be known and loved. she cannot bear being known and loved. she’s a ginger.