Let me cook

This. Fucking this.

YES

Man like Jeremy 👏👏

Honestly he’s right, it seems to be joked about when a woman does some type of violence towards a man. I don’t condone that type of shit from a man or a woman.

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

ancient frog memes

et tu, dat boi?

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

One day the energy will be reciprocated without being requested and I won't feel so drained.

BITCH ME TOO