I hate geese

The DarkAlien is basically a alien that doesnt give a shit about society and does what he fucking whants, whenever he damn pleases. He can murder as easily as he can hit a keybump of lunar crack,but thanksfully to us he loves to chill and doesnt vibe with the man. Hes killed 5,4934 cops using his dropkick and deagle headshot combos. Catch him outside the gas station drinking one of the super strong coffee they make for truckers and eating a hot ass mondo soft cookie with gooey chocolate chips,because the edible he ate 1 hour ago is starting to hit him super hard and he wants take a break from assassinating morons and appreciate the fucking city at this time of night.

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving