It's clear we're getting older and it shows.

this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

girls will have one (1) good day when they convince themselves they've never been unwell in their life and the next day the horrors will return

I bet Grinch culture has an ancient martial art

Same

who caaaaares who cares who cares who cares

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

BASS?? BASS MAKES A DOLLAR????? IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS AND NONE OF YOU THOUGH TO TELL ME I MISSPELLED IT????????

FISH TYPO

fish exploit me women want me

i'm an overthinker, so if you don't give me an answer i'll come up with one.

I care and i don’t care at the same time