procrastination station

slow burn where they're already having sex. such a beautiful combination i cannot put it into words

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

This is really funny on dark mode

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

the point of fanfiction is that you can write whatever the fuck you want forever and no one can stop you. #thepower