dying inside :)

masculine looking cishet guy wearing an ”ask me about my pronouns” shirt. when you ask about his pronouns he really excitedly explains to you that they’re he/him.

This is what we want when we say cis people should explore their gender too. Get excited about it! Euphoria is awesome! Find what you love about being you and embrace it wholeheartedly!

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

Is there a transfem version?!?

Nonbinary version?

You know that ‘your sixth most recently used emoji predicts this or that’ type of meme? We should try that with music. okay, the sixth song in your ‘on repeat’ playlist predicts the next person you will be friends with or fall in love with. no cheating, let’s go

fat fuck

reblogging early for Fat Fuck Friday (Christmas)

Happy holidays to everyone whose holiday isn’t what they want it to be. whether it is illness, poverty, distance from loved ones or something else that’s making things tough for you this year, i hope that you can find peace and warmth. i hope that your year will end and start on a brighter note

I’m gonna do to catholicism what tumblr witches did to witchcraft

Likes to confess, reblogs to absolve

merry xmas eve to everyone who celebrates it and happy penis friday to everyone who doesnt

NFT guys be like “she took my profile picture in the divorce”

so santa’s wife is home alone tomorrow?

putting a different kind of fruitcake in mrs. claus’ oven tonight

drinking a different kind of milk with that cookie!

I kin the Ghost of Christmas Future bc their only purpose in life is to break into a rich bastards house at 3am, yank them out of bed, and teleport them into a nightmare dimension of their own making, where I casually point out their own tombstone and showcase the fact that nobody mourns their ass. Then when they’re sufficiently traumatized, I dump them back at home and just fukcing vanish. What a move. What absolute Goals

bro it doesn’t feel like ‘christmas eve’ at all it feels like ‘reality but slightly to the left’ 

I just want to read a few books per week, learn multiple languages, and a couple of instruments, become more proficient at advanced mathematics, write essays and books, exercise regularly, sleep eight hours per night, eat really healthily, have an active social life including enjoying all of my close relationships, and be really sexy. Is that really so unreasonable